Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

A triceratops.

Is it animal cruelty to make owls deliver post?

No, but only on a sunny Tuesday in May when it has rained the day before and the owls are wearing orange. Otherwise, yes.

How the hell am I going to make room in the freezer for the lasagne I've just cooked?

Defrost and eat the lasagne already in there.

Why is there a tradition of eating fish on Fridays?

Because fisherman only used to work on Thursdays.

If a Sea Gull lives by a river, should it be called a River Gull instead?

Call it what you like, they don't have ears.

What's the meaning of life

No the river should be renamed the sea

What should I have as a zoom background?

What's the meaning of life
What should I have as a zoom background?

The crucifixion scene from Life of Brian

What age should I let DD have her ears pierced?

Not before she's 27 ,why am I tired ?

Because you are secretly sleep tap dancing.

Why wasps?

Because Vespas are cool

What should I smoke when wearing cigarette pants?

Bacon.

What is brown and sticky?

Daffodils.

When will the batteries run out on my 7 year olds voice box??

When the sun turns blue (hang on, that might be a real answer!)

What if we are aliens? How do we know we're not?

When you eat The Harvest, rather than being harvested

How do you know if your dog is defective?

How do you know if your dog is defective?
If it meows.

How do you build a house?

"When the sun turns blue (hang on, that might be a real answer!)"
It will explode.

With straw and than the wolf comes along and Huff's and puffs and blows the house down,Do you think I should start a political party and become Prime minister?

Yes, but you should propose a mumsnet member only cabinet.

Where have I put the house keys?

Ask your DH, he's bound to find them first time looking.

Where does all the washing in my house come from?

From my DS2's floordrobe

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To play with all the other little chickens.

Where are you going on holiday this year?

Stockport.
What is the song currently in your head?

Agadoo ,who loves you baby?

The owls.

What colour are your pants?

Orange.

Why are penguins black and white?

Because it's better than green and red 🤣who was your first crush ?