Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only.

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For example:

Q: "How do you cook an egg?"
A: "Fry it on the bonnet of your car, especially in this heat."

My question to you is...
Why do storks raise one leg?

None because they are all lazy cunts according to MN

Why do wasps exist?

Because Eve ate the apple.

Why is red jam red?

They exist to keep us running on hot days such as these days so that we all exercise rather than sitting with the curtains closed complaining about the heat, how many grains of sand are there on Blackpool beach?

Why is red jam red?
Because your toddler tipped the red paint into it.

how many grains of sand are there on Blackpool beach?
More at low tide than high.

Will we get to eat out on holiday or shall I not bother packing a nice dress?

I would pack a nice dress and accessorize with a matching mask ,Would Donald Duck make a better president than Donald Trump ,in a battle of the Donald,s ?

Donald Duck isn't eligible to run, he was born by a pond in Wiltshire.

Should I let my sleeping dog lie?

Would Donald Duck make a better president than Donald Trump ,in a battle of the Donald,s ?

Both are quacks.
Wrong answer: both are white.

Kitchen: tiles or paint?

Painted tiles, what is the meaning of life?

Eggnog.

Will it rain today?

No rain anywhere today, apart from the expected shower of frogs over Hove.

Would Pilates have caught on if it's inventor had had another name eg Higginbottom?

Should I let my sleeping dog lie?

No, make him tell the truth about who let the dogs out.

Will it rain today?

Only in your heart.

Coffee or tea?

It’s a well known fact that Pilates was invented by Thora Crunchbucket, but she hired a good marketing team.

Coffee or tea- none pour a gin it's never to early

What is the capital of England

Neither will repair the shards of my cess pit

Should I dig out the compost bin today?

E is the capital ofEngland ,why would someone voluntarily eat butter beans?

Should I dig out the compost bin today?
Only if you can remember where you buried it.

Why would someone voluntarily eat butter beans?
Because they taste better than marge beans.

Why does my husband walk through the room with his muddy boots on the minute I have finished hoovering the carpet?

Because he has a 'thing' for seeing you hoover.

What becomes of the broken hearted?

The hoover's noise is actually a calling to muddy boots to gather for a coven meeting.

How can I cool down the house?

How can I cool down the house?

Set fire to a nearby derelict building and enjoy the comparison

When will I, will I be famous?

Pop the house in the freezer

How shall I cook my eggs for breakfast?

I can't answer,I can't answer that, will the world stop turning?

Crack the eggs and throw the yolk and egg white and boil the shell, how hot is it in my house right now .

Crack 'em on the pavement (if you are in the SE).

Why does it always rain on me?

Cos you're English. Chin up.

What's your favourite book?

I only watch telly.

What is your favourite Italian meal?