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Boris looks ill

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MrBennsshop · 16/06/2020 17:21

At today's briefing, definitely not himself.

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Roussette · 17/06/2020 11:09

He's not always overly articulate I agree, however if we are going purely on public speaking capability then Starmer with that awful nasal whine doesn't do any better

Nasal whine? Never noticed it. He talks in a calm and measured way, he has his facts, he thinks before he speaks and he has shown BoJo up for exactly what he is.
Hot Air
Soundbites
Buffoonery

Without his braying fans behind him, he is absolutely nothing. It's the emperor's new clothes and is the highlight of my week to be honest.

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BiggerBoat1 · 17/06/2020 11:11

He looks pretty much the same to me.

He should be a broken man. He should be having sleepless nights about the lives he's ruined. I doubt he is.

Morporkia · 17/06/2020 11:14

Jack da Arden looks well though. Funny that. She also has a young child and has managed to steer her country through the same pandemic with very few deaths.

Extracurricularfatigue · 17/06/2020 11:15

If Jacinda herself was in charge here, in a densely populated travel hub she'd no doubt have followed the same scientific advice and be in the same situation

We don't know that, and we also don't know what sort of difference having really good leadership might have made to the country. Johnson has been ineffective, uninspiring and, frankly, worrying. The Cummings nonsense utterly derailed public health messagings and confidence in Government. His behaviours have been damaging to our outcomes.

Mumratheevergiving · 17/06/2020 11:15

Johnson poured salt in the wound yesterday when he actively encouraged parents to send their children back to school - I'd absolutely love to except my school won't offer one of my children a place because they are following your nonsensical guidelines. My child like millions of others will not be in an educational setting for 6months at the least! Sort out educational provision Prime Minister Pfffttt!!!!

Morporkia · 17/06/2020 11:16

JACINDA ARDERN.. bloody autocorrect

GetOffYourHighHorse · 17/06/2020 11:19

'Nasal whine? Never noticed it. '

Really? I can't stop thinking of Orville singing 'I wish I could fly, right up to the sky but I can't' everytime he speaks.

Anyway, personal attacks do seem unkind but several 'Boris is fat with a bad hair do!' posts have lowered me to the same level.

Anyone in government would be criticised in this current situation. Yet whoever was in charge would be following the same scientific advice, the SAGE docs confirm the government are. #ThankyouNicola is! yet despite a much higher care home death rate and much higher death rate per million doesnt get criticised on mn, why is that?

mbosnz · 17/06/2020 11:22

If indeed we ever did believe Johnson and the Government was listening and following the scientific advice, that time is surely long gone.

Truthpact · 17/06/2020 11:23

Who cares?

So he suffers a bit, big deal. Other people are suffering way more than him. He still gets a large salary for fucking up the country. He's still a millionaire and will be when he buggers off to the Bahamas after ruining the country completely.

No sympathy from me.

NoWordForFluffy · 17/06/2020 11:23

@GetOffYourHighHorse

'I would have expectations that, when going off script, they could manage more than "er, er uh, er mm'

He's not always overly articulate I agree, however if we are going purely on public speaking capability then Starmer with that awful nasal whine doesn't do any better. Johnson always looks like a head teacher telling off a very naughty boy in the Commons.

I think you're watching a very different version of Parliament than I recognise there!
randomer · 17/06/2020 11:29

Orville? Oh yes, I'm sure the majority of people are thinking that.

Mumratheevergiving · 17/06/2020 11:30

there's no doubting he is an intelligent man

Our head of state casts doubt on it quite regularly I'd say.

www.comedy.co.uk/online/videos/18611/the_room_next_door_boris_johnson_at_the_un/

Roussette · 17/06/2020 11:35

Funny that... in all that I read all over the internet, you're the first person I've come across who talks of a nasal whine GetOff. Desperation! At least he strings whole sentences together without the oooh, eerrr, umm, now, errr, wash your hands, we're going to get this done, ummm, sooo, ohhhh, errr...
Starmer says in one sentence what BoJo doesn't manage in 10.

I'll listen in 20 mins time at PMQs when Starmer yet again decimates BoJo.

annabel85 · 17/06/2020 11:36

@HildaTablet

I thought the shambling, incoherent bluster was an act but it appears not to be

Oh, he turns it on when he wants to, Also. Did you read Jeremy Vine's experience of being a speaker at a corporate event where Johnson (before he was London Mayor) was also booked to speak, no doubt for a fat fee?

He lurched in late, literally moments before he was due on, in apparent panic and seemingly unaware of who he was due to address. No speech prepared. Demanded pen and paper, scribbled a few incomprehensible lines with only the words SHEEP and SHARK readable, then his name was called and he bumbled onstage, forgetting to take the paper.

Vine watched in agony, expecting him to fall flat on his face - but no. Old de Pfeffel had the crowd in stitches despite openly failing to know what the organisation was called, umming and erring constantly, telling incomprehensible anecdotes (featuring SHEEP and a SHARK), and ended with a joke to which he forgot the punchline. Everyone lapping it up and in ecstasies with good old Boris.

But then, over a year later, Vine was compering another event and asked who else was speaking. 'Boris Johnson'. You can guess the rest....it was an exact replay of the first scenario, right down to the panicky late arrival, no script, SHEEP and SHARK, ummm, errrrr, forgotten punchline.....

This man is deeply calculating. Trouble is, events have overtaken him this time and he's discovering that his SHEEP and SHARK act can't get him out of it. So I reckon we're experiencing genuine panic from the great entertainer.

I never understand why people find him so hilarious. But then this is a nation that loves Mrs Brown's Boys.
Roussette · 17/06/2020 11:36

He's not always overly articulate

Can I vote this as the Understatement of The Day.

Roussette · 17/06/2020 12:23

Oh dear, BoJo keeps forgetting that Starmer always has facts to back up his case as he claims poverty has gone down in past 10 years

Starmer quotes directly from a government report that says it has gone up by 600,000 people.

And Boris is banging the table. He tends to do that when he's getting flustered.

SabrinaThwaite · 17/06/2020 12:24

Do QCs ever ask questions that they don’t already know the answer to?

PrincessConsuelaVaginaHammock · 17/06/2020 12:32

@SabrinaThwaite

Do QCs ever ask questions that they don’t already know the answer to?
Not if they can help it!
NoWordForFluffy · 17/06/2020 12:32

They don't generally paint themselves into a corner, no!

SUBisYodrethwhenLarping · 17/06/2020 12:34

Boris is a total embarrassment when asked questions by somebody who has done/read the notes or documents

iirc Trump doesn't read anything unless it has his name written x number of times on the page

Perhaps Boris is the same that he doesn't actually read the documents he is given

Cailleach1 · 17/06/2020 12:44

Someone said that decisions are made within the Cabinet etc. Hancock is just after saying that the decision to axe DfiD was not discussed within the Cabinet. Who is running the country?

Starmer is good. Paraphrasing but just now said at PMQ's that according to a paper by the gov't that relative child poverty is up 600,000 since 2012. Johnson says 'no, child poverty gone down'. Starmer says it is from the gov't's own sources. Johnson again says child poverty down. Out of his bottom.
Starmer asks about local services quoting Conservative Local Authorities say they will have to go bankrupt or close local services. Asks Johnson what his gov't is going to do. Johnson then diverts to say something along the lines of 'why don't you do something about the schools going back'.

If only Johnson was PM and the Cons were in power, then he'd have some grasp or/and be doing something about all of this. Hmm.

Cailleach1 · 17/06/2020 12:45

Sorry, cross posted.

GetOffYourHighHorse · 17/06/2020 12:50

'Starmer is good. Paraphrasing but just now said at PMQ's that according to a paper by the gov't that relative child poverty is up 600,000 since 2012.'

I may be wrong but wasn't he referring to an old pse doc with predicted numbers not actual numbers?

I do think it's funny that when schools hadn't returned Keith was arguing that they should, now when the government are encouraging parents to send them back he won't support them. To sound like Starmer why?

Cailleach1 · 17/06/2020 12:53

Maybe, I'll have a listen to that again later. I think there was a different number referenced for a predicted number in 2022.

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