I really can’t understand the thinking behind not opening golf courses or allowing fishing.
Well it's not to reduce the spread of the virus.
So it seems to be about making some kind of statement.
To me it looks like a very ugly statement about Scottish purity in the face of English incontinence, but I'm not Scottish and haven't lived there for many years.
Someone actually tried to tell me recently on a different topic that English nationalism was bad because it's right wing, but Scottish and Irish nationalism are wonderful 
How unbiased! What a considered position. 
Shodan I realised after I posted it that even though it is batshit crazy, it was well within Dementor logic. Silly of me.