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[MrReece]

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@titsbumfannythelot is still washing her hands to the song Happy Birthday but has changed the words to tits bum fanny the lot. (It works try it)

@usernamealreadyexists is a primary foundation phase teacher who marks her husband's emails.

CovidicusRex - a hypochondriac with a dinosaur fetish
BirthdayKake - pretends it's her birthday everyday in order to scoff cake, she continually failed her SPaG tests at school.
Desiringonlychild - wishes she was an only as her siblings really get on her tits.
Fatcatstaff - is a fierce career woman, who takes no shit, and makes her underlings tremble.

@Fatcatstaff
Has 15 cats, gets up at dawn to handfeed them all.

@VictoriaBun has a rather stern hair do

@LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset my only sister lives 8 time zones away. We used to be close (shared a bedroom until I was 18 even though the house had 7 bedrooms) but not any more. I moved to the UK and now I see my family once a year. DH's family is my family now.

@LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset fan of Downton Abbey. Watches re-runs with very milky tea

@ladyrochfordshoikedgusset is writing a raunchy period drama. She has done in depth research on the underwear of the day and has taken to wearing hoiked gusset knickers to get into character for writing her masterpiece.

Fatcatstaff has cats working as cleaners in her palatial home, that wear XXL overalls.

@JoyDivisionOvenGlovesx owns a pair of oven gloves with 'Love Will Tear Us Apart' printed on them

Doesn't comment often but this thread appealed to her sense of humour so much she had to come out of lurkdom

Sorry that was for @lurkingfromhome

ComeTheFuck0nBridget - has an obstreperous dawdling dog called Bridget

Secretly enjoys having a wedgie

titsbumfannythelot ain’t fussy.

Letthemysterybe ......We will never know

@Clawdy is missing having her regular gel nails done. She attempted DIY stick on nails but used superglue by mistake.

@Fatcatstaff is tolerated by a superior and corpulent feline. She’s kept around because she provides all meals, a maid service, and belly rubs.

@VodselForDinner left the nunnery at 36 with £5.27p and half a bottle of sanctified wine.

VodselForDinner spot on. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@MonkeyToesOfDoom uses her long toes to serve her partner bottles of Doom bar beer. She then uses a champagne flute to toe down Prosecco.

fatcatstaff is a wizard with a portly puss with a very large tail that she uses as a staff when wandering about the Shire doing wizardy things.

@Breathmiller nice lady, puts the bins out for Doreen at number 22 every week.

@AintNobodyHereButUsChickens

Has not noticed Doreen from number 22 nestled in the straw at the back.

@AwrightDoreentakeafuckiDayOff has an annoying neighbour who never stops twitching the curtains.

@thesuperfluousone feels like she's not needed. I'd like to send her an un-MNetty hug.