Post an assumption you have about the above user?

[MrReece]

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Charges at least £150 an hour

goatygoatymingeminge is missing her wax appointments and has been eyeing up her dh's bic razor

On a bad day 😉

Needs to use femfresh

titsbumfannythelot watches The Full Monty twice a day

@coulddowithashag binge watched Normal People and now has tingly flaps. This happened to a friend.

@moobar mnemonic for Mother of one boy and raccoon. The raccoon has its own Instagram page.

@Fatcatstaff actually works for a very skinny daschund

@titsbumfannythelot nude model?

@loadsablusher has a potato shaped face so is an expert on facial contouring to create cheek bones and a defined chin.
@usernamealreadyexists real name is Tina Turner and has bought all rights to her name because she is simply the best.

Manages a travel agent’s office staffed with fuller figured felines.

@Fatcatstaff has recently graduated from reading three letter words but has poor sense of rhyme.

@Usernamealreadyexists posts a lot of outing information and leads a very dramatic life. Name changes a lot to avoid recognition

@skinnyhotchoc had a high lights for a treat after her ww frozen pizza because she's lost 2lb this week

@anxietrist specialises in anxiety

@babysnowman is very cold and very small.

@allthesharks started a club called "fish are friends, not food"

@cheeseycheeseycheesecheese is not a vegan

MEPmap has a niche hobby which will put her as somebody mapping where all our former meps are now.

@failedasaparent was desperate for her son and daughter to study Medicine, but is disappointed that they chose to become a mechanic and a hairdresser

@BirthdayKake is 5 years old and when deciding to sign up to MN to feel more grown up like her Mummy, she got stuck and couldn’t remember if you use “Curly Cuh” or “Kicking Kuh” to write cake in her username. So she went with “Kicking Kuh” as it looked prettier.

@failedasaparent was desperate for her son and daughter to study Medicine, but is disappointed that they chose to become a mechanic and a hairdresser

Ouch. That's below the belt (and wrong, they are still at school).

@formerbabe has seen the light and come to the dark side (away from netmums)

@CoCoCorona wrong! I'm actually 6 and a half

@BirthdayKake she likes birthday cake a lot? Probably has very fancy parties for tiny DC

@Desiringonlychild I do love birthday cake and have lots of tiny DC. But I've never hosted a birthday party because I'm painfully socially awkward

@Desiringonlychild wants one child, preferably a girl. Looking forward to them being best friends with each other