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Post an assumption you have about the above user?

620 replies

MrReece · 14/05/2020 21:17

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BlancheDuBlah · 21/05/2020 16:26

Wrongsideofhistorymyarse has faith in eugenics, she fully believes in it, and is secretly attempting to assemble her own superhuman to model humanity on when the kids are in bed.

Mysterian · 21/05/2020 17:14

@BlancheDuBlah has a tattoo of a treasure map.It's never been found.

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 21/05/2020 17:40

mysterian

Has a collection of dolls in her back bedroom. Hundreds of them. And makes guests sleep in there.

and could possibly be my exMIL if there is a grain of truth to my assumption

Onehippoonthephone · 22/05/2020 15:47

@AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff

Is my boss

titsbumfannythelot · 22/05/2020 15:51

@Onehippoonthephone is the local hungry hippos champion

Mysterian · 22/05/2020 16:16

@titsbumfannythelot is still bitter about the result of the Hungry Hippo Federation Cup after their disqualification for failing a drugs test.

anxietrist · 22/05/2020 22:05

Called Ian. Likes to appear mysterious.

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 22/05/2020 22:09

@anxietrist
Anxious tricycle rider

TechGinny · 22/05/2020 22:13

@cheesey Lactose intolerant

cz123 · 22/05/2020 22:30

@TechGinny likes to snack in the evenings

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 22/05/2020 22:35

@cz123 is an MC from Czechia who is rather find of microphone tests

RaN88 · 22/05/2020 22:39

@aroundtheworldin80moves - chess player

Flymetothetoon · 22/05/2020 22:41

@Aroundtheworldin80moves
Hasn't been further than Cleethorpes

Jobseeker19 · 22/05/2020 22:42

@Flymetothetoon thinks the moon landings were fake.

Flymetothetoon · 22/05/2020 22:44

@Jobseeker19
Unemployed teen

Twixes · 22/05/2020 22:50

@Flymetothetoon
Desperately in need of a break, even if it's a box set of animaniacs

DukeOfEarlGrey · 22/05/2020 23:15

Can’t stop at one Twix, buys multipacks. My kind of person Grin

locked2020 · 22/05/2020 23:44

Likes earl grey tea

AdoptedBumpkin · 23/05/2020 00:09

Erm...is locked down in 2020? Wink

MonkeyToesOfDoom · 23/05/2020 00:23

AdoptedBumpkin

Was Gail platts hair double for a short time in the late 90s.

StarlightLady · 23/05/2020 03:39

MonkeyToesOfDoom - Got kicked and mugged by a monkey.

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 23/05/2020 11:17

Starlight lady - hasn’t put money for the meter.

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 23/05/2020 11:18

For? In!

titsbumfannythelot · 23/05/2020 11:23

Doreen needs a day off the booze

Pigeonpresent · 23/05/2020 11:29

Waxed from head to toe

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