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Post an assumption you have about the above user?

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MrReece · 14/05/2020 21:17

Go...

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wenhen11 · 26/05/2020 22:21

Drives a cool car😊

DrDavidBanner · 26/05/2020 22:23

Originally from Wome, best friend is Incontinenta Buttox

carrottopper · 26/05/2020 22:24

DrDavidBanner lives in a cottage

HollySideEyes · 27/05/2020 18:48

Is obsessed with decapitation and practises on vegetables.

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 27/05/2020 20:35

hollysideeyes only speaks through her ventriloquist’s doll.

She has spent so long operating him that she is known in some circles as fumbling holly and local men are frightened of her.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 27/05/2020 21:13

AwrightDoreentakeadayoff. Works with an annoying busy body colleague called Doreen. Who even calls into work on her day off.

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 27/05/2020 21:28

@Awwlookatmybabyspider is actually Hagrid.

Thatbitchcarolebaskin · 27/05/2020 21:29

Is a bit flaky

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese · 27/05/2020 21:30

@aroundtheworldin80moves has lived in 80 different places in varies countries.

AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff · 27/05/2020 21:35

Cheesey milks moths.

No run of the mill cheese for her. Oh no.

ItsNotAGameOfSubbuteoMatthew · 27/05/2020 21:59

Thatbitchcarolebaskin has become heavily invested in Tiger King.

WorryWartOne · 27/05/2020 22:45

Been reading the bad sex thread 😁

ItsNotAGameOfSubbuteoMatthew · 27/05/2020 22:47

WorryWartOne in 1 Grin

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 27/05/2020 23:24

I guess that's me blown out the water. WinkGrin

indemMUND · 27/05/2020 23:36

@Awwlookatmybabyspider Watched a human splat her husband (Aragog - before she could eat him herself) and take a lighter to her nest; lies in wait armed with knives, grenades and a mini machine gun. Wears sunglasses so she can go full thug life on the next human who dares to rise above screaming and try to eliminate another poor innocent 8 legged creepy bugger!

DaphneFanshaw · 28/05/2020 08:37

indemMUND

Popular,Incredibly fashionable and very much sought after.

DaphneFanshaw · 28/05/2020 08:42

By one and all.

OdeToDiazepam · 22/08/2020 13:29

Likes British soaps

mamaduckbone · 22/08/2020 21:01

Odetodiazepan suffers with sciatica.

jessstan2 · 22/08/2020 21:32

formerbabe

Retired from Baywatch.

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