Post an assumption you have about the above user?

[MrReece]

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Oh you insightful pair!! Much much better and closer to the truth. Except I am trying not to drink. I'd love to report its going well but ...

@itbemay1
Likes outdoor f**king and Jilly Cooper

@InThePocketOfAJacket

Has now fired me and @DishingOutDone because we seem unsatisfied with our lot and have thrown caution and our hairnets to the wind.

She knows we’ll come back but we need to get this out of our system with a sausage roll on a spoon, a thimbleful of chilled soup and a Pickled egg foam sprayed into the air. Cos we’s posh really innit?

@AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff is from South London, she has a blonde beehive and wears a pinny, she lives in a council flat and has a fag hanging from her lips, which have shocking pink lipstick on them.

Twinkywinkyshandbag

Gave up busy job in city to be a stay at home mum. Tries to wait until after 4 before starting first wine

Chunkyrun is advertising one of those obstacle events, with the USP of doing it in a blow up sumo suit to help with social distancing

@chunkyrun elements of truth in there

Tinkywinkyshandbag frequents the darker side of men's sites. They believe anyone that doesn't want to fuck them has a political agenda and a moustache. They are unhappily single.

@HollySideEyes

Has a really sarcastic sense of humour.

QuestionableMouse has long complicated internal debates about the merits of cheese and its effects on the body and soul.

@HollySideEyes

Once slipped in the bath, bonked their head on the tile work and woke up in police station 1973.

Monkeytoesofdoom

Owns crystals, counts pet cats as friends. Working on reiki qualification online.

@chunkyrun trying and failing to lose weight. Using CV as an excuse not to leave the house to run.

Japanese woman, 45 years old born during March when the blossom is at its height

BigusBumus

Thinks she has an arse that could shade her garden but has heard that I have one that can block out the sun. SHe is wondering whether to change it to fairlybigusbumus or
notnearlyasbigabumasassome.

Or turn hard towards the pies and retain the name she has.

Just for the sake of accuracy.

Awrightdoreentakeafuckingdayoff

Called Karen in real life. Sells sweet boxes on fb. Would like to speak to your manager

Has an obsession with Kitkat chunkies and will often leave the office on a chunky run

@Minai is either a dyslexic Nicki Minaj fan or Japanese.

A pretty Japanese flower.

Dr Madeline Maxwell

Clever doctor. Enjoys names filled with alliteration. Children called Max, Maisy and Martha.

Has girls

Likes pandas.

Moved to the rural from that there London but secretly hates it. Wears dungarees

Not needing any excess baggage

Hair extensioned Essex Girl ready to fight in a pub car park at a moments notice if you give her evils.