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MrReece · 14/05/2020 21:17

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TheWashingMachine · 18/05/2020 22:42

Anxious and sad

1ForAllnAllFor1 · 18/05/2020 22:46

TheWashingMachine has a fascinating laundry room with ceiling airers and steamers and a tumble drier, and so does 3 loads a day and calls it a hobby

Bumpsadaisie · 18/05/2020 22:50

Often makes way too much or way too little dinner compared to what's required.

OdeToDiazepam · 18/05/2020 22:57

Likes twee things and Boden clothing

penguinsbegin · 18/05/2020 22:57

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FabulouslyElegantTits · 18/05/2020 23:00

@penguinsbegin

Has a binge eating disorder, she starts the day with 11 penguin bars for breakfast, and then it all goes down hill!

Butterflykiss00 · 18/05/2020 23:04

Has small but beat breasts

Butterflykiss00 · 18/05/2020 23:04

Neat

Norugratsatall · 18/05/2020 23:06

Gives the sweetest most delicate kisses.

antipodalpizza · 18/05/2020 23:07

Penguinsbegin is surely a music teacher ?

Amani · 18/05/2020 23:07

Secretly loves watching the rugrats...

CoCoCorona · 18/05/2020 23:08

@Butterflykiss00 is an ex Nethun, and moved to MN recently as the tickers were causing an allergic reaction in her brain. She is still using her numbered username.

CoCoCorona · 18/05/2020 23:09

@Amani is Georgio’s Little sister.

penguinsbegin · 18/05/2020 23:11

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Usernamealreadyexists · 18/05/2020 23:17

@CoCoCorona is a drag queen who lives in sequins.

goldpendant · 18/05/2020 23:20

Techy comedienne, with a British Sense of Humour.

Nikhedonia · 18/05/2020 23:27

@goldpendant was wearing special jewellery when the NN was chosen

janetmendoza · 18/05/2020 23:50

Nikhedonia is another drag queen

AuntyRigsby · 19/05/2020 01:30

Is aware of at least two drag queens.

CoCoCorona · 19/05/2020 05:08

@WeaselKnickers was a victim of the covid crisis. After being left knickerless with the closure of Primark, she did what any self serving woman would do and hunted down a weasel, skinned it, and fashioned her own designer weasel underwear range.

MonkeyToesOfDoom · 19/05/2020 09:25

@CoCoCorona

Back in the 1980s they were a massive Micheal Jackson fan and travelled to Neverland to meet the king of Pop. After waiting outside for days straight the gates eventually opened. Without giving details they got viciously attacked by Micheal Jackson's monkey, Bubbles.. still has the dent in their arse... and a settlement cheque..

Butterflykiss00 · 19/05/2020 12:57

@MonkeyToesOfDoom your long toes had been really affecting your confidence lately and wondered if using a nude polish would disguise the issue somewhat however the hairy part would need shaved

LoadsaBlusher · 19/05/2020 13:06

@Butterflykiss00 loves floral wallpaper and butterfly wallpaper and has a room full of decorated china and wooden love hearts .

Also has patio doors opening out into a nice flowery garden and loves to watch the Flowers blowing in the wind

ilikepurple · 19/05/2020 13:08

Loves make up, always goes out looking immaculate, takes great care with grooming. Loves the gym and exercises regularly. One child, lives with partner and has a pet, maybe a rabbit? Loves in the Midlands?

titsbumfannythelot · 19/05/2020 13:24

Pretends to like purple, actually loves black