Post an assumption you have about the above user?

[MrReece]

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Breathmiller is carefully blowing any spilt fragments of flour into a tidy pile for future use. Can't waste flour in a pandemic you know, it's in short supply..

Taken me so long to reply the thread has moved on Mangoinafrillydress has body dysmorphia. Although she has a gorgeous shape with lovely, long legs, she focuses on her midriff which she thinks makes her resemble a mango.

@4stories keeps pet pigeons in her attic. They all have flower names like Foxglove, Bluebell and Dandelion. She's training them to do her food shopping.

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

Was the world champion at Risk for 4 years in the 90s

@MonkeyToesofDoom wanted her user name after a very unfortunate work experience week at London Zoo.

@CormoranStrike has hidden talents but to those who know her well, find her loyal and courageous.

So true @emotionallyIncontinent.

I believe you cry at the opening of an envelope, weep at a sad story and are in torment and sobs at a happy one.

@CormoranStrike eats grass

Fuzzy Puffing is invisible.

@FuzzyPuffling likes Pokémon

@RubyDreamsOfRainbows
Wears sparkly red shoes and clicks her heels together

@RubyDreamsOfRainbows is about to have a shit load of dc and money.

Sorry @Laaalaaaa i imagine you singing laaalaaaa very loud and out of key .

@Laaalaaaa sings a lot and her family wears earplugs. She loves Shirley Bassey.

Particularly fond of red Leicester cheese

@Jenasaurus an intelligent palaeontologist named Jennifer

Lives in the same neighbourhood as The Beast. Sometimes gets his post by mistake.

Sigh blows ones nose.

@ladyhummingbee makes puns which go over my head (Downton-related maybe?)

(Should I have RTFT? I'd have thought this was one at last when you didn't have to!)

@footchewer
One of those flexible weirdo's people that bites their own toenails......

@Justanotherscumbag is a man hater

@Usernamealreadyexists

Laid back, doesn't take their Mumsnet career seriously enough to get a more satisfying name! Or, a serial name changer

@FabulouslyElegantTits

Tried the 'Pencil Test' but stopped after they reached 5... Boxes.. and a Sharpie..

@MonkeyToesOfDoom has long hairy toes. Like me.