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620 replies

MrReece · 14/05/2020 21:17

Go...

OP posts:
1ForAllnAllFor1 · 17/05/2020 21:44

bearlyactive walks like a bear.

MurrayTheMonk · 17/05/2020 21:59

1forall
Enjoyed classics such as the Muskahounds on kids TV as a child... (also cities of gold and Phileas Fogg 90 days around the world).

DishingOutDone · 17/05/2020 23:10

Lives in a single sex faith based community and likes to suck mints. You can't hurry a Murray.

Lisette1940 · 17/05/2020 23:23

School dinner lady

DishingOutDone · 17/05/2020 23:34

Oh. I was hoping for something ... oh I dunno, just better. Bit more mysterious. feels glum

DishingOutDone · 17/05/2020 23:36

I mean, @Lisette1940 clearly talks as if she's in Allo Allo and has a picture of the fallen madonna with the Big Boobies rolled up under her chemise.

titsbumfannythelot · 17/05/2020 23:47

@DishingOutDone was the inspiration for fried green tomatoes

aurynne · 18/05/2020 01:04

@titsbumfannythelot is a frustrated nun of the order of silence

JustAddCoffee91 · 18/05/2020 01:06

@MurrayTheMonk
Was a monk called Murray in a previous life 🤔

JustAddCoffee91 · 18/05/2020 01:07

@titsbumfannythelot
Owns a sex shop, or goes on pornhub 99.9% of the time
(Soo sorry if not) 😂

UsernameNotValid · 18/05/2020 01:15

JustAddCoffee91 = millenial that couldn't possibly imagine life without an overpriced £5 cup of coffee each morning.

SkiingIsHeaven · 18/05/2020 01:21

Someone sick of thinking of user names because they are on multiple Internet forums.

Ikeatears · 18/05/2020 01:21

@usernamenotvalid
Couldn't use the name they originally wanted...

Choux · 18/05/2020 01:28

@Ikeatears missing those meatballs. Or maybe doesn't understand the flat pack diagrams on their new bookshelf.

@SkiingIsHeaven Home Counties gal, thinks you should only rest on the lifts, no coffee or lunch stops needed.

FinnsLeftSpoon · 18/05/2020 04:19

@Choux there's less to her than meets the eye

Beautiful3 · 18/05/2020 04:42

@FinnsLeftSpoon - favourite book is the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn! Loves curling up on the sofa with a good book, coffee and cat.

RainySaturday · 18/05/2020 05:38

Beautiful3 has 3 lovely boys that nobody ever calls beautiful, despite their blond curls.

WindFlower92 · 18/05/2020 05:59

Has a husband and 2 boys that love football and take up their whole weekends playing it.

Usernamealreadyexists · 18/05/2020 08:05

@usernamenotvalid my stalker or twin.

Bicnod · 18/05/2020 08:13

@WindFlower92 - born in 1992 so horribly young and beautiful (jealous), lovely flowy hippy type to be found floating dreamily through fields of wildflowers on a hazy summers day...

Jayneisagirlsname · 18/05/2020 08:15

Bicnod can be found staring thoughtfully out a window, chewing a biro whilst she plans her next great novel

GrapefruitGin · 18/05/2020 08:20

@Jayneisagirlsname her friends named their baby boy Jayne and she’s incredibly annoyed by it

Breathmiller · 18/05/2020 08:24

grapefruitgin keeps a still next to her fruit bowl

mangoinafrillydress · 18/05/2020 08:30

@GrapefruitGin
You live in the suburbs and smoke excessively in your garden catching the Ray's until you're raw red and drinking gin whilst the grandkids play fight.

4Stories · 18/05/2020 08:30

Breathmiller is a huge fan of Queen and loves to belt out their songs in the shower. Her favourite is Bohemian Rhapsody. She can’t always work out the lyrics though and thinks the word Bismillah - the first word of the Qur’an, is Breathmiller. She doesn’t quite understand this but sings it very loudly anyhow. It’s an easy mistake to make.