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[MrReece]

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Philosophical blowjob!

@WhenPushComesToShove
-d Doreen off a cliff and received a commendation and the title of the nation’s sweetheart.

Respite achieved with a dead Doreen

Somuchtobits is despairing at all the playmobil scenes that she has dropped on the lounge floor. Maybe true!

SoMuchToBits is very much in love. Only love ds!

@AlwightDoreenTakeafuckingdayoff - spot on lol. I can still remember Bod

1Micem0use , extra what, though? That's the thing, leave 'em guessing!

@veryvery is fond of saying "how very dare you?!"

@eleventy3isthemagicnumber Is not a mathematician, her kids are going to struggle with her maths home schooling.

@sunrequired has a vitamin D deficiency.

@Gingerkittykat

Loves moggies, preferably of the orange variety

@GBarmy is a clandestine traffic warden

@titsbumfannythelot believes that personality is the most important thing.

@Reader1984

Studies George Owell for O'level English back in the 80's

• studied

@Gingerkittykat is really Tom from accounts, trying to sound cute.

@Illbedownatthegardenwithmum

At a socially accepted distance, wondering if anyone will ever realise that Nigel the 4am raver from next door is under the patio.

@AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff Has had enough of her auntie Doreen's presents of knitted household items. The most recent was a knitted TV remote.

PatricksRum doesn't buy her own rounds.

Relative of Jim Royale

Drinks gin and dubonnet from her teapot

middle aged with grown up kids who is unshockable!

Member of the Stone Roses

Dances like Bez

(Middle aged my arse!)

@titsbumfannythelot
The lot apart from the maracas. She did have them off Bez (What happens on the tour bus stays on the tour bus) but fell in a ditch on the way home and they disappeared. She was Too drunk to retrieve them.

There is now a bloody funky badger giving it large in the dead of night ..

@AwrightDoreenTakeAFuckinDayOff
Pissed off with her coworker Doreen who constantly complains about her fucking migraines.

TwatCat has a cat who is a twat

@bearlyactive
Likes to b active early in the mornings
Or
Likes to take her teddy bear with her on long walks.

And yes, one of my cats is indeed a twat. Both some days.