Post an assumption you have about the above user?

[MrReece]

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@parkhillloser is edgey and smokes with a serious eyeliner habit but secretly wants to be head to toe Emma Bridgewater

@sacredcunt resembles a meme that I saw yesterday but I can't share it.

parkhilloser
Are you from Sheffield

@parkhillloser

Goes to a park with lots of hills with their dog quite a lot.
Wears walking boots.

@thequeenbeyondthewall
Has had the king behind the bins at Lidl

(Sorry!)

Works in the next market stall to Doreen and is being drowned out by her loud selling technique.

@paperbackritu loves a good novel

@NotKeenOnSwede often wears trainers without socks.

@letsgomaths

Often goes commando when drinking rhubarb gin

AwrightDoreen is a woman who excels at salsa and enjoys a pale ale.

@hellswelshy has a filthy laugh, thick welsh accent and enjoys drinking pina coladas whilst partaking in karaoke..

No, I've never been to Sheffield, I also don't have a dog and don't go for walks in the hills.
Maybe I need a new user name.

@parkhillloser is an Essex Girl.

@managedmis

Definitely dont like lockdown.

But wish people would stay home more

JustStayHome owns 17 sets of loungewear, and drinks lager and lime of an evening,

@elfycat is slim and fit and likes pets.

@HeadOfHomeschool runs a strict timetable for her kids during lockdown.

@parkhillloser is an Essex Girl.

No. Now I really do need a new name.

Somuchtobits is despairing at all the playmobil scenes that she has dropped on the lounge floor.

SoMuchToBits is very much in love.

Is a bit extra

Not like the one beheaded by my furry feline earlier

Probably quite grumpy atm due to prosecco situation.

@OneNewName posts on Mumsnet quite a lot

sunrequired

Dresses like Auntie Flo from Bod and whistles the theme tune when she walks down the street. On her way for her milkshake.

Has been systematically slighted by Doreen and would very much like to receive some respite