Whooo baby, look at this place on Rightmove!

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www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-90092834.html
So many questions-like where’s the sex dungeon, why so many chairs in the bedroom?

I dig it.

The carpets and wooden ceiling are umm interesting .
Why on earth is there a arm ( rocker ?) chair right next to the kitchen sink is the house that cold you need to be so close to the aga to keep warm ?
There is a lot of glass , it would be a bugger to keep it all clean .
Its one good point the bed rooms a big esp the one with the huge dressing table .
I recon that it will get torn down and a set of semis put up

The estate agents disclaimer about owning the beach! Do they think they live in Malibu?
Giraffe would stay!

What the hell is that? It looks like a converted former souvenir shop.

I like it. Very unique

With a tweak here and there it would be gorgeous 😍

A bulldozer would be a valuable addition to the property

I love it! The potential is huge!

I'm into it

Would have made a great set for Phoenix Nights.

My god I've got a migraine just looking at the pictures. They like their fair share of chairs don't they!

However I LOVE the space - the layout is my ideal home. Give me a wallpaper stripping machines, a few tins of paint, the number for a local carpet replacement place and some Migraleve and I'd work wonders on that bad boy.

If the giraffe is included I’m in!

It made me feel abit dizzy, with a full renovation it'd be fab

I like it .. not to live there but I love the care and love that's gone into that house. The carpets must be 40 years old but they don't look warn out. Must have taken a lot of effort to keep a house like that clean and "tidy".

Made me feel rather teary.
My lovely late MIL would have loved that.
She had the brown/orange carpet on the landing,stairs and through the hall when I first went out with DH about 1969.
I miss her.

Wow! Just when you think 'that was weird AF but I'm almost finished here', #31 has a fully made bed in the garage.

Awful. But interesting. It looks as though it was built to accommodate a lot of people. I’m surprised there aren’t more bedrooms as it would have been an ideal brothel. Imo this is a building plot. Worth far less than that amount when compared to the very tired looking 4 bed house for £650 closeby.

My first thought was a brothel. I bet someone local knows the backstory.

AAARGH MY EYES

I too felt a bit emotional looking at that house.

I bet those rooms have some stories to tell. It was a gregarious house but one that has been truly cared for.

I think it's unnecessary to say rude things though.

It's a sport little run around in the garage. I don't even drive and I knew that.
Possibly a green one with the frog eyes. I touched Garry Warburton's erect penis i n one of those. A long time ago I don't think either of us were that blown away by the experience as I didn't get in his car again.

Dh said it’s like someone drank all the cocktails and then threw up!!! So much potential but you would need so much money!! The giraffe 🦒

Oh the garage bed

I bet the EA felt like Jamie and the magic torch after that viewing

The bed in the garage, I forgot: the budget fuck.

I actually don't know what to say...

Why is there a giraffe!?

I would rescue the giraffe and pianos and demolish the rest.