I have found the solution to lockdown!!!

[PyongyangKipperbang]

Espresso Martinis

I have only had one and I no longer give a shit about ANYTHING!

You're welcome.

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Cheers, OP. You've made me smile.

And I really want some wasabi peas now. Might try to improvise with frozen peas and tabasco in the microwave.

OP you crack me up

And I really want some wasabi peas now. Might try to improvise with frozen peas and tabasco in the microwave.

Need to see the results of that!

I haven't had a drink for 3 years & you are all making me want one. I haven't even got a bottle of 0% wine in 😪

You’re drinking posh vodka red bull and calling wotsits posh lol . Enjoy....

Genuine....

Few nights ago a bloke I used to work with and had a ONS with sent me an unsolicited pic of his arse. Okaaay. He apologised the next day, he'd had a few.

Tonight, BF who I havent seen since lock down, asked me to send him a pic.

You dont need me to tell you the rest do you?

@PyongyangKipperbang have you sent BF a picture of your arse? I don’t think mine would fit in the camera

@ScrimpshawTheSecond try it please!! I’ve finished all the sensations and now eating bacon flavoured crisps. I’ll be rolling out of lockdown.

I'm an expresso martini master!!! Have had two and tequila 🤪

@Nat6999 if you done 3 years you have done amazingly. Dont let us drunks ruin it.

Lemon gin 🍋 and tonic here. I still have some plum rum from Christmas.
That’s hilarious Pyongyang

Is it a hairy arse? (it belongs to Mr ONS. Not the OP. For those of you on your 12th cocktail)

I love those!! But it did mean I was awake til 4am... back to gin instead.

I’m only on white wine but with you in ‘spirit’

Yes it is a hairy arse :o

I'd share it on here but I'd probably get banned (and prosecuted for revenge porn :o )

Oh HIS arse?

Yes, thats hairy too.

@Shosha1 I use to be a cm (many moons ago) I remember doing a cm NVQ course & tutor asked us what we did if we were under stress with dc (Me) "Have a cup of tea" "no" she said "what if you are really stressed?" Me thinking "Have another cup of tea?" "be serious " she said
Me "I am serious!- you know its a bad day when you have microwaved the tea 3 times" - Funnily enough all the cm understood (& agreed)
Doing a course on Friday after working 5 full 12 hours days was inclined to make you a bit anarchic
so I have made earl grey tea with Whittard's tea leaves in my smiley face green tea pot & a bone china cup & I used a tea strainer &I had a bourbon biscuit (or 3)
I am going to be the size of a house
I have even baked bread & made cheese scones from scratch

St Clements which in my case consists of Cointreau and ASDA cloudy lemonade. With paprika Pringles.

I'm part way through my the drink I bought my bff for her birthday, quite nice.

This has got to go in Classics! Cracked me up imagining Pyong waddling into Tesco!
As for me ..drinking gives me an instant headache but I so wish I could join you...and be witty and funny like you lot are!
Goodnight..I'm off to bed with my book and cocoa..x

@Straysocks

I like your style! The best drinks always belong to someone else!

Thanks @Marylou62

helpfulperson I'm not drinking but eating enough chocolate to feed the whole country. I have a nice recipe for a gin cocktail if anyone likes gin.
1 measure of gin over ice, fresh lime juice (or Rose's cordial) sugar syrup & top up with soda water, posh name Gin Rikki, better known as a knicker dropper, tastes like pop.

Oh I need a knicker dropper!

Or possibly not given the messages I have been receiving recently......