I have found the solution to lockdown!!!

[PyongyangKipperbang]

Espresso Martinis

I have only had one and I no longer give a shit about ANYTHING!

You're welcome.

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Tonz, you need a white Russian. Very soothing.

😀@Tonz I hope it was at a social distance

*@Groundedbyboris * shops round the corner couple were other side of the road and far up. Joking about the cough though it was only in my head I wouldn't do that.
I've just spent the last 10 minutes stuck in a kids bubble car because dh dared me to see if I could fit in. Turns out u can get in but not out he eventually had to unscrew the roof. Oops

@ScrimpshawTheSecond I've never had a white Russian what's in that. I've been boring with drinks till recently

Vodka, coffee liqueur, and cream.

www.thespruceeats.com/white-russian-recipe-761274

Looks amazing by luck I have cream I'm going to try one. There are more drinks than plain old jd and cokes. Where have I been

Brandy with salt and vinegar pringles

Just had some toffee popcorn and I’m fast running out of wine, should I start on the beer or no?

I really wish I'd seen this last night! I was up until around 4 too.

Back on the vin rogue now.

I've been crying laughing at this thread! Wish I could be so funny.

*vin rouge. Although I guess rogue could be appropriate.

Yes! Start the beer. Beer is good. I wonder if I have beer

I’ll be hitting the booze tomorrow, making do with chocolate eaten in secret so that the (savages) family can’t inhale my 🍫

🍫🍰🍷🍸 cheers to all.

@Tonz I’m on it! I hope you have some!

Where is @PyongyangKipperbang I wonder?

No i have no beer 😢 did find 2 bottles of mangers though so happy days 😀

She’s either passed out in the corner or dancing on the kitchen worktops

Magners

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ANYONE SEEN MY KNICKERS?!

Had to pretend to be sober to do a virtual pub quiz.

Right..................

Is the largest organ in the body the liver or the skin.

I will DIE on this hill

Clue.....ITS NOT FUCKING SKIN!

Well according to Wikipedia... liver is largest internal organ, skin largest external and overall 🤷🏻‍♀️

😂😂😂 My liver feels shrivelled. God I just noticed what a brilliant word that is. Shrivelled

But the skin is not an organ!!!

And mine is fucking MASSIVE, so my skin can fuck off :o

Scrivens.

I mean my liver is massive.

They'll need to keep the Nightingale hospitals open for all the liver patients there are going to be after this is over!

I think my liver AND my skin may be huge bt the end of this!

@PyongyangKipperbang lmao I have missed you tonight!