Does anybody miss Birdie Friend?

[BirdieFriendReturns]

The lovable little scamp...

If it was in my house, it would have been thrown from the car window long ago.

But yes, I do miss BF and his/it’s predictions. Maybe he should be a member of parliament.

Well. I have a treat for you...

Just need to borrow him from DS...

I was hoping this was a @Plombear thread

BirdieFriend? Is that you??

I will admit to feeling a little freaked out at the predictions of our imminent demise!!

Oh no not Birdie friend again....I don't want to look! But I will.....

I dreamt about birdie friend last night....it wasn't a good dream 😢

Birdie friend?? Is that you??? (Is it @MNHQ?? Is it?)

Here he is! Hello Birdie Friend!

Is that THE birdie friend though?

Would you like to see the stickers? DS stuck them on my bedside table.

I’m glad his prediction about you dying was wrong!

So... if that’s really you Birdie Friend, can we see stickers and predictions? Updates from @Plombear also hugely appreciated...

What’s birdie friend been up to lately? Any more predictions about the end of the world?😩🙈

Here are BF’s little sticker buddies.

We found a dead bird in the garden yesterday. DS looked at me solemnly. “Birdie Friends says that all the other birds will be dead soon.”

Oh god. I'm nor sure how I feel about this.
It did feel me out a bit and led me down a rabbit hole of past freaky threads.
settles in for a lost weekend

Yesssss.

Erm, (tentatively asking) you were plombear before, who exactly are you now?

(Worries BF has found a new host)

I've missed out on something, what happened in the last thread? (Apart from, I gather, predictions of demise for op and the rest of the world!)?

Well I had to...dispose of PlomBear and her little family...I found a new family to love...

There is less roadkill. Perhaps BIrdie Friend is right . The big birds could get hungry and attack the little ones .

I got up to go to the loo one night last week. I washed my hands and looked in the mirror but it wasn’t my face, it was the face of a middle aged man. In horror I turned the light on and he was gone.

Happens to me every time I look into the mirror before putting on makeup omg, do I have a BirdieFriend??!

I looked in the mirror last night and saw a white haired old hag.

I can’t wait for hairdressers to re open.

I would imagine BirdieFriend is rubbing his, err, wingtips with glee at having wrought the demise of the human race- no?