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Does anybody miss Birdie Friend?

143 replies

BirdieFriendReturns · 17/04/2020 12:33

The lovable little scamp...

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EllaEllaE · 18/04/2020 03:04

No! Don't spoil it! @BirdieFriendReturns is not the same user as @Plombear.

@BirdieFriendReturns was on the original thread making jokes -- which admittedly were funny. But starting this thread just ruins it. Sad

also, I hope Plombear wasn't harassed into quitting mumsnet. That thread was fab.

TheReluctantCountess · 18/04/2020 11:38

I cannot see a man in the picture.

I’d like to know who BirdieFriendReturns is. Are you not PlomBear?

BirdieFriendReturns · 18/04/2020 11:40

I am PlomBear - I quit Mumsnet in a huff. But due to lockdown boredom, here I am!

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Cnoc · 18/04/2020 11:46

Why did you quit in a huff? You had a huge posse of believers hanging on the badge's every prediction, from what I remember, and people begging for updates.

ItsABitOfAShitFightMate · 18/04/2020 11:52

Why haven’t you come back as PlomBear ?

BirdieFriendReturns · 18/04/2020 11:54

I got quite a few unpleasant PMs.

I deregistered so I can’t be PlomBear again.

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ChokkaBlock · 18/04/2020 12:01

So glad you're back! I've been wondering if Birdie Friend has made any more predictions! Please keep us posted!

ItsABitOfAShitFightMate · 18/04/2020 12:08

Oh. Well I hope you’re ok.

I was missing your updates, so I’m glad you’re back.

TheReluctantCountess · 18/04/2020 12:28

I’m sorry you got nasty messages. That’s no on.

TheReluctantCountess · 18/04/2020 12:28

*not on

TheReluctantCountess · 18/04/2020 12:29

I was worried about Bf’s last prediction about you dying!

BirdieFriendReturns · 18/04/2020 12:32

I did have a dream last night that I was dead. DH thinks I’m seeing things because I’m at home all day and bored. Yet closes the serving hatch at night in case he sees “something” in the kitchen!

Still here - no sign of the baby sister for DS that BF promised!

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FlamingoAndJohn · 18/04/2020 12:38

Was BirdieFriendReturns on the original thread?
If so was that also Plombear?

Can you ask BF when the schools are going to go back so we can stop the eleventy billion threads about it?

FlamingoAndJohn · 18/04/2020 12:39

Just a thought, @BirdieFriendReturn, could you prove that you are the original owner of BF by taking a new picture of BF next to something we request or in front of todays News?

BirdieFriendReturns · 18/04/2020 12:45

FlamingoAndJohn - sure. I’ve got BF right here. I normally read the Times on a Saturday.

And BF says the schools are never going back. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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JaneJeffer · 18/04/2020 13:09

Was BirdieFriendReturns on the original thread?
If so was that also Plombear?

Good question but how would a photo prove anything Flamingo? Anyone could have one of those badges.

Butterer · 18/04/2020 13:17

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BirdieFriendReturns · 18/04/2020 13:21

I have the stickers too...

If you don’t want to believe me that’s fine too.

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Sophj19 · 18/04/2020 13:22

@BirdieFriendReturns have you tried cleansing your house with sage?

BirdieFriendReturns · 18/04/2020 13:28

Sophj19 - I have tried everything.

It’s strange that married quarters often have things “attached” to them. If anybody is a military spouse or indeed in the armed forces, you can join a Facebook group called “Haunted Married Quarters.” Lots of spooky stories and photos there! I haven’t posted about BirdieFriend on there as it would be outing in the extreme.

As the retired submariner said, Birdie Friend is just a badge and it’s DS who is sensitive and who the entities are using as a sock puppet. Some people are convinced though that BF IS the entity. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I had a PM from someone who told me BF was evil and I needed to either dispose of him by fire or throw him in the sea. They were convinced he was evil and could pick that up from the photos.

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BlankTimes · 18/04/2020 14:08

I had a PM from someone who told me BF was evil and I needed to either dispose of him by fire or throw him in the sea. They were convinced he was evil and could pick that up from the photos

Calling something "evil" is usually generated because of fear, fear of the unknown in many cases. Fear makes people do sincerely awful things, even when in their mind they think they are doing them for a good reason.
Some people have a dualistic mindset which by its nature must have opposites, other people believe differently.

If anyone receives abusive or unpleasant messages by pm, just report then to MNHQ, they'll deal with it.

FlamingoAndJohn · 18/04/2020 14:17

The chances of someone else having one of those badges are very slim.
A photo of BF with a copy of today’s paper would go some way to proving it.

swishthecat · 18/04/2020 15:07

The original BF thread was brilliant and v creepy. I just had a little revisit, and this post from 28 Feb really struck me as prescient

DS just said “mummy, BF said I won’t be going to nursery soon cos everyone will be gone.”

BF was right, all the nurseries and schools are now (mostly) closed...

LorenzoStDubois · 18/04/2020 16:54
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BemidjiMinnesota · 18/04/2020 17:56

Yes, please send a hostage video of BF attached by his pin to a copy of today's newspaper. Maybe you could wear a balaclava in the background, with an AK47 trained on BF?