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Which is the best vibrator?

148 replies

IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 21/03/2020 23:04

Mine died a death after I dropped it in water and I figure if we’re meant to be self isolating then there’s only so much Netflix I can watch 🤷🏻‍♀️

So taking recommendations!

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applepineapple · 21/03/2020 23:07

Expensive but Womanizer. I find Love Honey good for discount codes Grin

RJnomore1 · 21/03/2020 23:09

Hey I know from the Christmas threads you’ve been around for years, try the sex topic, you’ll be accused of trolling on here.

IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 22/03/2020 10:09

applepineapple I did look at that one but not sure I can justify it! Although it does depend on how long this situation lasts...cost per use may make it worthwhile Wink

Didn’t even know there was a sex topic! Good to know I’ve thoroughly looked at all the boards after being here for 12y!

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TheQueef · 22/03/2020 10:13

I also recognise OP and have never noticed any wank trolling but you know, in chat on a Sunday morning Grin anyway...

Get a Hitachi magic wand, a genuine not a look a like don't fuck about with rechargeable either.
Hard wired, plug in Hitachi will see you through.

AppleFruitloaf66 · 22/03/2020 13:02

Hard wired, plug in......? How long is the cable?

IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 22/03/2020 13:09

TheQueef It’s Mumsnet whilst the world is crumbling...any trolling could happen!!
hard wired, plug in...that sounds very...industrial!!

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TheQueef · 22/03/2020 14:18

It's a long wire.
It isn't exactly industrial but it isn't pink and pleasing on the eye Grin
Plus your batteries never run out at the wrong time!
It's an investment piece.

TheQueef · 22/03/2020 14:21

Just thought about the voltage and it should run from a car battery too so no worries about power cuts etc.
Might startle the neighbours if you run cables from under the bonnet but if we get to the stage of power cuts they will have better things to worry about.

JenNtonic · 22/03/2020 14:25

OP GET THE WOMANISER !!!! Definitely agree with you about cost per use ! It PAYS FOR ITSELF !!! I just wish they made a more mobile one ..... one that ran on diesel 😉

YangShanPo · 22/03/2020 14:30

Just thought about the voltage and it should run from a car battery too so no worries about power cuts etc. Grin

IAmFleshIAmBone · 22/03/2020 14:33

On that womaniser website there is a mini one for £50. There is also a terrifying thing that looks like a stapler Confused

TheQueef · 22/03/2020 14:37

Uncertain times Yang uncertain times.

KenzoBaby · 22/03/2020 15:01

Doxy wand. Also plug-in rather than battery. Complete game-changer. Get it from Love Honey.

The Lelo is also interesting - feels like oral sex. Rechargeable and very quiet.

Purpletigers · 22/03/2020 15:25

Stapler 😂

IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 22/03/2020 15:34

Hmm, I don’t have a car but perhaps in the event of power cuts, I could hire an Uber to sit outside for me...

Oh I want a Lelo! I’m a sucker for a good advertisement anyway but “clitorally mindblowing” sounds like an absolute blast!

I’m just not sure if spending £120-£160 on a vibrator is infact a sensible option in these unknown times

But can you put a price on a good orgasm?

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Nanna50 · 22/03/2020 15:41

Think about how much money you will be saving staying in, it could be worth it.

Scbchl · 22/03/2020 15:44

WOMANIZER 100%

Can pay in three payments 😂

Itsmybirthdaytoday20 · 22/03/2020 15:45

This thread is a tonic!

roarfeckingroar · 22/03/2020 15:45

Womanizer worth every penny

Roselilly36 · 22/03/2020 15:46

Womanizer, you won’t regret it!

managedmis · 22/03/2020 15:48

Forgive my ignorance, but what difference does a long wire make?

YangShanPo · 22/03/2020 15:54

Forgive my ignorance, but what difference does a long wire make?
Means you won't need an extension lead to reach the car.

NoMorePoliticsPlease · 22/03/2020 15:58

Sorry, not entertaining

7thlevelofthecandycaneforest · 22/03/2020 16:01

Haha I was going to suggest womaniser too! Definitely worth the money.

marmitedoughnut · 22/03/2020 16:11

As a cheap option I was going to suggest a courgette but I suppose that's a bit extravagant at the moment...

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