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Which is the best vibrator?

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 21/03/2020 23:04

Mine died a death after I dropped it in water and I figure if we’re meant to be self isolating then there’s only so much Netflix I can watch 🤷🏻‍♀️

So taking recommendations!

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surlycurly · 23/03/2020 07:27

I have two courgettes... £50 each. I'm make sure the packaging is discreet...

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LambriniSocialist · 23/03/2020 07:31

I bought a womanizer based on a thread on here, I hate it, burns my clit at anything other than the lowest level. if I have it low I feel nothing until I suddenly orgasm without warning missing the build up whichbis half the fun.

Oh my god! But also.... Kind of makes me want to give it a go Grin

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LambriniSocialist · 23/03/2020 07:31

I have two courgettes... £50 each. I'm make sure the packaging is discreet...

😂

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 23/03/2020 07:37

surlycurly can we call that plan B?

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surlycurly · 23/03/2020 07:52

Listen I can wrap them in two toilet rolls as well and send them. £50 for the courgette and £50 for the packaging and postage. It's like a public service.

And seriously... buy a plug in wand... don't waste your money on the battery ones. It'll change your life. You'll not come out of your house again even after the virus situation had resolved Wink

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Namechangedyorkshire · 23/03/2020 08:10

Read some amazing reviews for Womaniser etc, but for someone that finds it very easy to orgasm it would just be too quick. I prefer (and have) a softer rubber surface one which I can use internally as well which is a lovely feel and doesn't make it all happen too quick.

Love the vibration feel inside me as well as outside ...also a lot cheaper!!

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LambriniSocialist · 23/03/2020 08:49

This Womanizer - does it sucker your clit or is it sonic... like a toothbrush?

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 23/03/2020 08:54

More like a Pubic service surely surlycurly Hmm


Now you mention they would come with a toilet roll, it’s looking more appealing...I could recoup my money and sell the toilet roll on eBay

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Grabbners · 23/03/2020 08:57

I was sorely tempted by the womaniser until I read your post Lambrini! All I can see now after your “sucker your clit” is some sort of anemone like thing clinging on for dear life.

Anyway, for that price I’d want it to wash the dishes and mow the lawn.

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Luunaa · 23/03/2020 08:59

I want to know more about the womaniser too. The little tube stresses me out.

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HerRoyalCarbyLess · 23/03/2020 10:02

I'm just Confused by all of this.

Fuck it. I've already had some private recommendations last night from a friend
But go for it.
What would you recommend for a complete beginner who has recently split with partner of 12 years and had an amazing sex life. Gutted. Only thing good about him

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StarlightLady · 23/03/2020 10:12

The moral behind the story is always have a spare!

At the budget end (around £10) the Durex bullet is very effective. Very quiet as well; it purrs. In “normal times” l travel a lot for work and mine goes everywhere with me. Available in a waterproof version for relaxing baths too.

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soupforbrains · 23/03/2020 10:14

This company is new and it's really really good! Take a look :)

//www.theselectionbox.com

Probably a great idea in this isolation/lockdown period to keep things changed up and fresh too, also they deliver right to your door Grin

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amusedbush · 23/03/2020 11:30

I know you aren’t keen on a corded one but the Love Honey wand is a game changer Grin

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 23/03/2020 12:49

I’m definitely concerned by the idea of a corded one...I’m so cack handed that I get tangled in everything wire like!

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Foldinglaundryisnotforme · 23/03/2020 12:57

Placemarking. Best thread in weeks

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Hoggleludo · 23/03/2020 13:19

Nobody has tried something

Till you've tried traceys dog

I am not kidding. I told friends about it. They brought it. They raced

This review comes close


Wow, just....wow.
Having read everyone's reviews, i had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, i wasnt exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre. A few friends of mine bought it recently, and told me of its power. I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens. It was delivered within 2 days of ordering, so it's already off to a good start. Opening the very discreet box, instructions say 2.5 hour charge time. Not too bad, i plug this lil bad boy in. While the kids are at school waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some erotica my friend and fellow queenie, recommended because i don't have time to screw around waiting to get into "the mood". I have to get the kids in a few hours and i need to be ready to go when this thing is done charging. Tik tok b!tch, tik tok welcome to motherhood. "Patiently waiting" me is checking to see if the light has stopped blinking every 10 minutes like a crackhead waiting for his dealer.. After only and hour and a half, solid pink light. Game on. I played with the settings on my hand to test this fine machinery out.The vibration for the g spot part is quite strong, i was impressed with with that even before use. Next was suction. So many levels it was interesting to see the different patterns and strength. There are 10 levels for clitoral and 10 patterns for g spot.I've never used a clit suction type stimulator, so i have nothing to compare it to, but looked forward to it none the less. Time to solo party. I found placement for the clit a bit low for my body shape, it took me a few min to get everything where it needed to be. That was a bit time consuming and slightly fustrating. But as with any new toy, its trial and error. I started the clit one on low, which i barely even felt. Unbeknownst to me it wasn't lined up 100% ,So, me being me, i decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5. I hit the suction button setting to level 5 or 6 and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement.At least i think that's what happened, Because I'm pretty sure i blacked out, My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared. I never came so fast and so hard in my life. I squirted, i have NEVER DONE THAT. (Luckily i put a towel down cause i hate wet spots) I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again. Im pretty sure i levitated. It was an unending orgasm. This time, my soul left me, and god himself said "child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light." (Mind you, im agnostic.) I'm brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away. I shook for a good 5 minutes, i couldn't get up off the bed if even wanted to. I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who i am and what year is this. I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. Im still hobbling 4 hours later I did not stretch enough. So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don't have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day. And for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash. Edit on July 3rd This went viral, you owe me bigtime Tracy, and your little dog too

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Hoggleludo · 23/03/2020 13:23

Seems just like the womaniser.

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StarlightLady · 23/03/2020 14:14

While it’s good to see so many of us recognising the benefits of a regular buzz and the connection to our stress relief well being, I’m surprised the asbestos knickers wearing brigade haven’t been along to complain!

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surlycurly · 23/03/2020 14:28

@Hoggleludo I need had an accident there myself! That's hilarious that post 😂😂😂

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testingtimesrhere · 23/03/2020 14:30

I like the love egg vibrator. It's brilliant

I have the womaniser and it is ok but I agree it is intense.

Which lelo,one is recommended

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TheChampagneGalop · 23/03/2020 15:48

I want to get a toy that feels a bit like oral sex. Any recommendations? I bought Smilemaker's the frenchman and it was shite. Feels like nothing.

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Nirvana1979 · 23/03/2020 15:49

@Hoggleludo that review 😂😂 I've been laughing for about 10 minutes, no word of a lie.

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Hoggleludo · 23/03/2020 16:41

I can attest that it’s all true too!

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Terralee · 23/03/2020 16:51

Loving this thread!

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