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Which is the best vibrator?

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 21/03/2020 23:04

Mine died a death after I dropped it in water and I figure if we’re meant to be self isolating then there’s only so much Netflix I can watch 🤷🏻‍♀️

So taking recommendations!

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TheQueef · 23/03/2020 17:02

I know a few traceys.... and their dogs Shock just the name.

I've tried rechargeable wands and what you gain in portability is quickly lost if you end up in the vinegar stroke and it conks out.
A cable can be cumbersome (short one means you have to wank at the socket, our spare socket is in the hallway so too busy) but a cable means the job gets done.
Have also tried a cheapo womanizer, not for me. It's too specific you don't have any creative licence, plug it on your man in a boat, switch on and twitch.
Wand however you wander around (intended) you can start slowly on your mons and creep up (down) on your clit or you can straddle a pillow and ride it to a new PB.

Plus you can use the wand on your feet if you've been on em all day.

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LambriniSocialist · 23/03/2020 17:08

Hang on.. There is a vibrator called Tracy's Dog?

Who is Tracey? Her dog?

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LambriniSocialist · 23/03/2020 17:09

All I can see now after your “sucker your clit” is some sort of anemone like thing clinging on for dear life

Yes, what an image! Poor little clit! 😂

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TorkTorkBam · 23/03/2020 17:45

Lovehoney says certain items are selling fast. Erm, no particular reason I know that. PANIC BUY!!!!

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Bobsyerauntie · 23/03/2020 17:49

DH bought me a Womanizer last week as things are getting more difficult when we are together. Lets just say its already been used successfully twice.

First time it was a sudden result. Second time there was more build up. Am hoping as I use it more, there will be more build up! But as it was beginning to turn into a 50% success rate before hand, at least I have more of a chance of it.

Its definitely nothing like anything I have tried before, so will need some practice to get right but is looking to be one of my new most favourite thing.

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YangShanPo · 23/03/2020 18:13

Who names these things?

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HowIrresponsible · 23/03/2020 18:17

Which womanizer there are loads of different ones

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Crystal87 · 23/03/2020 18:46

I would have to go for a rampant rabbit every time. It's just so reliable and gets the job done ☺️There's loads of different models out there and some are better than others.

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LambriniSocialist · 23/03/2020 19:56

Who names these things?

Imagine... That is (or is part of) someone's actual job! As is designing them. Like, someone's job is to design sex toys, that's what they do for a living. It's actually very involved isn't it, some of them are very ergonomically designed (apart from the Hitachi Wand which is just sheer brute power!)

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SilverySurfer · 23/03/2020 20:23

My favourite fits over a finger and is for the clitoris - I've tried other types but this one hits the spot for me.

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ScarlettBlaize · 23/03/2020 20:41

Why the fuck would they call it 'Tracy's Dog' though? That doesn't send my mind down any good alleyways.

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Nostradamuswept · 23/03/2020 21:09

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ElGuardiandenoche · 24/03/2020 02:52

Tracy's Dog

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Hoggleludo · 24/03/2020 10:44

I know the Tracey dog is a fucking awful name!

But wow

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Tempnamelady · 24/03/2020 19:02

Tracy’s dog is bloody sold out 🙄

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HerRoyalCarbyLess · 24/03/2020 20:28

temp they have it on Amazon

Which is the best vibrator?
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Tempnamelady · 24/03/2020 20:48

Oh right, it said it was sold out when I looked before ?

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HerRoyalCarbyLess · 24/03/2020 21:04

Strange Confused

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Yamihere · 24/03/2020 21:20

OP be honest... Dropping your last vibrator means that it fell in the bath

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Tempnamelady · 24/03/2020 21:26

🤣🤣🤣 loving this thread . Think I might invest, no point buying clothes and shoes if we are confined to barracks is there?

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 26/03/2020 23:02

I cannot get past the vibrator being called Traceys Dog!

I still haven’t decided which one I should get! This is surprisingly tricky!

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Grabbner · 26/03/2020 23:05

I’m tempted by Tracey’s dog - now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d say :).

Do these things come in nice innocuous ordinary looking boxes?

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BrunoLovesMe · 27/03/2020 03:13
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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 29/03/2020 12:32

I went onto Bondara and they had an offer with a bunch of different ones half price...so I bought a selection Grin

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 29/03/2020 19:26

I’ve found a couple more I want....how many is too many...just, y’know, asking for a friend

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