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Which is the best vibrator?

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 21/03/2020 23:04

Mine died a death after I dropped it in water and I figure if we’re meant to be self isolating then there’s only so much Netflix I can watch 🤷🏻‍♀️

So taking recommendations!

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SistemaAddict · 22/03/2020 16:40

Thank you OP for a much needed chuckle, especially the thought of having to plug it into the car Grin is your car on the drive or hidden in the garage??

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Moonmelodies · 22/03/2020 16:56

I’m just not sure if spending £120-£160 on a vibrator is infact a sensible option in these unknown times

Fingers crossed Rishi Sunak will be announcing some kind of grant next week.

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Qwerty543 · 22/03/2020 17:16

A wand that's rechargable.

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bellsbuss · 22/03/2020 17:17

I'm loving this thread Smile

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LambriniSocialist · 22/03/2020 17:22

This thread is brilliant right now!

Can someone link to the 'stapler' though? Shock

I do agree that spunking all of one's money on a vibrator might not be the best move in the current climate though...!

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Tempnamelady · 22/03/2020 17:24

@lambrinisocialist sniggering at ‘spunking ’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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HerRoyalCarbyLess · 22/03/2020 17:33

I have no idea. I'm clearly missing out as I've never used one ConfusedHmm
Maybe I need to buy one 🤔

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Ejmorgan · 22/03/2020 17:36

A main charge bodywand if you want most power and perfect for all over massages , any of the ann summers magnetize range are amazing rabbit gspot or clitstim

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HerRoyalCarbyLess · 22/03/2020 18:01

Have you lot crashed the love honey site?
It wont let me on!

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Tw1nset · 22/03/2020 18:13

This has to be the best Coronavirus isolation thread ever. Great prepping OP

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Bloomburger · 22/03/2020 18:17

There's a Lelo one called a smart wand that is amazing.

It's waterproof too so you'll not have the problem of dropping it in the bath again.

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Bloomburger · 22/03/2020 18:19

Think they have a really good guarantee too, they've replaced another toy of ours after a couple of years.

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Pinkarsedfly · 22/03/2020 18:21

Lelo

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 22/03/2020 18:28

I’m not sure a corded one is the best one for me. I always end up with headphones tangled round me and Even just sleeping I wake up tangled in bed sheets....nevermind Coronavirus, an orgasm with a corded vibrator could kill me off! (If that does happen, could I ask MN to make sure I’m buried with it, eternity without a vibrator sounds miserable!)


marmitedoughnut fucking hell, a courgette?! Are you insane?! Where the fuck would I buy one of those from in this current climate?!

I’m currently looking at the lovehoney site but my heart clit Is really leaning towards the stupidly expensive lelo or womanizer!


My area residents association did send a letter round about remembering to support businesses as much as possible...although they probably were thinking more of Jimmys butcher shop and the independent bookshop then sex toys...

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 22/03/2020 18:30

This guy is very sweet but I’m not sure I should base my vibe needs on “aw that’s so cute...”

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MrsJBaptiste · 22/03/2020 18:57

No recommendations here but this thread is a tonic! Loving the thought of an Uber waiting outside while you use their car battery 😁

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KenzoBaby · 22/03/2020 18:59

I came in under 10 seconds with my lelo this morning. You do need lube with it tho.
Then got another 2 orgasms out using my doxy wand.
I also recommend this one - probs as close as you can get to feeling like you're getting a good bit of cock!
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=42548

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TSSDNCOP · 22/03/2020 19:29

This is brilliant. If Mr Sunak funds this he'd literally be killing two birds with one stone being he's also rather easy on the eye, and very in charge. Finally a reason to thank Mr Johnson Grin

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IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 22/03/2020 20:40

I’m definitely holding out hope that Mr Sunak will fund this.. it feels necessary for morale!

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Nanna50 · 22/03/2020 20:40

@Bloomburger

Think they have a really good guarantee too, they've replaced another toy of ours after a couple of years.

That’s a whole new level of customer satisfaction 😂

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EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 22/03/2020 20:42

Highly shameless placemark

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StylishMummy · 22/03/2020 20:49

Top CashBack have very good rates for Love Honey at the mo, saves a bit on the price! The womaniser is amazing Blush

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angelcakebananabrain · 22/03/2020 20:53

Amazing thread, thanks OP! Lifted my spirits this has. Dying at the courgette

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