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The Robbing Butcher - Immortalized At Last

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MhorOrLessTheMustress · 14/03/2020 19:25

Here continues the tale of the Robbing Butcher, his whimsical opening hours, and TheMustressMhor's daily quest for his finest produce.

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jeffgoldblumlovespenguins · 04/04/2020 12:13

I mean our own families, not that everyone is worried about mrjeff! 🤭

7Penguins · 04/04/2020 12:31

jeff Cake for you and family.

I’m going through life as if everything is okay, then from time to time remember that things are not at all okay.
Then I tell myself worrying is going to ruin me if I succumb to it, so I default to pretending everything is okay.

I don’t know if I would recommend it, but it works for me so far.

TheMustressMhor · 04/04/2020 12:35

So I default to pretending everything is okay

As do I.

Mr. Mhor and I drove to the car park in the next village yesterday, to get our Tesco delivery/

The world seemed to be just as usual.

But all our children are in London. Every now and then, I realise that I cannot get on a train and go to see them at the moment.

Nothing will ever be the same again.

jeffgoldblumlovespenguins · 04/04/2020 12:43

I must admit, I swing from feeling everything is fine , to feeling worried and tearful 😢.
Doesn't seem to be anything in between!

Myimaginarypenguinhasfleas · 04/04/2020 12:45

But all our children are in London. Every now and then, I realise that I cannot get on a train and go to see them at the moment.

I feel for you Mustress. I haven't seen two of my DC in the flesh for months and I really feel the need. I especially worry about the one who is a key worker (non medical) who can't wfh.

I can't begin to understand what it was like for parents whose sons were conscripted to fight in the war. They went years sometimes without contact.

It is a tough time.

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 04/04/2020 20:23

I do know how lucky I am, all 4 of us under one roof, big house, big garden. I really really do feel for all of you who arent in the same lucky situation - your adult kids are miles away, or those with littles in small spaces, or elderly parents who you either cant see or are having to drop shopping off to etc. Flowers, wine, gin etc and a huge long distance hug to you all xxx

LaMarschallin · 04/04/2020 23:01

yolo

I really really do feel for all of you who arent in the same lucky situation - your adult kids are miles away

You're lovely, but, funnily enough, I was saying today how grateful I am that mine are old enough to have their own houses with DH/F(iance) and have already had their education and got jobs.
And that they haven't got children themselves yet.
It's a lot less to worry about.
I miss them physically, obviously.

Now, how do I manage DH?

He drove me nuts today!

I've been organising our stores: not hoarding but making sure we could last 2/3 weeks without going out if we had to.
It would get very dull towards the end.
But I've been cooking up a storm, honestly. Because food is important in boring times. And I promise I'm a decent cook.

Anyway. He decided - a couple of days ago - he would cook. Sorry: Cook. Capitals Are Important Wink.
Accordingly, I hung out the bunting, alerted the emergency services, made sacrifices to appropriate gods etc
And was the one who had to sort ingredients as best I could:
DH : Where are the sultanas?
Me : Your muse may have to work with raisins, light-of-my-life.
The Special Beef Biryani was underway...

He had me driven nuts!

"Where's the saffron? Oh! Under my nose - who'd have guessed?"
"Is the beef cooked?"
"How long should I cook hard-boiled eggs? 10 seconds?"

He's cooked this (his one special dish) a load of times but somehow now has to ask about everything!

Okay, it was delicious.
But at great cost to my equilibrium.

Myimaginarypenguinhasfleas · 05/04/2020 00:50

I've shamelessly pinched this from a classic MN thread but thought it might come in handy, LaMar...

LaMarschallin · 05/04/2020 06:55

Mischief, that's brilliant!
Might even show it to Mr LaMar (without telling him the reason for it Smile).

Oh dear - I sounded very ungrateful.
I was just looking forward to a homemade meal that I didn't have to make or think about.
And it seemed harder work than making it myself!
It must be lockdown - he's made that dish loads of times without being an arse.

Cindersinthekitchen · 05/04/2020 07:20

Im confused by the rules in the silly country I live In-Not the uk

Heads to kitchen for strong coffee

And to peer at mess left by ds

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 05/04/2020 09:00

I’m in bread and cake making mode which is my go to de stressing activity.

The button and hole on my trousers will be social distancing very soon Shock

Must work hard in the garden today. I have got the trampette out the shed that also tests my pelvic muscles Blush

LaMarschallin · 05/04/2020 09:15

I have got the trampette out the shed that also tests my pelvic muscles blush

To this very day, I cannot safely jump and cough at the same time...

A physio of my acquaintance once told me that she always did pelvic floor exercises when peeling potatoes (she prepared lots of potatoes apparently).
You'd think I'd have learned! All the advice did was to remind me, right at the end of finishing the potatoes, that I should be clenching. So I look a bit cross-eyed as I lob the last potato into the saucepan or wherever...

Myimaginarypenguinhasfleas · 05/04/2020 09:24

Jump AND cough? Either of those would land me in trouble.

APinhvinIsMowingTheLawn · 05/04/2020 09:30

Have NC so as not to be followed.

So perhaps a positive of this lockdown maybe enhanced pelvic muscles. Or more washing.

LaMarschallin · 05/04/2020 09:42

Or peeled potatoes.

7Penguins · 05/04/2020 10:07

LaM sounds like your DH made a right meal of it heheheee Grin

I am also very rattled if someone asserts they’ll be doing something and then bombard me with questions at every step Angry

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 05/04/2020 14:11

I have just removed a plaster from my forearm (gardening injury) and inadvertently waxed a rectangle.

7Penguins · 05/04/2020 14:16

Win win, yolo Grin

I gardened for an hour after lunch, mostly weeding. Lovely weather.

Myimaginarypenguinhasfleas · 05/04/2020 17:47

Chiminea/chimenea assembled! And missing a partAngry. I emailed the manufacturer thinking they might just send me this tiny bracket through the post but no, they want me to go back to the retailer.

I'm now seriously thinking of painting my nails, which are for the first time in ages not splitting. I think it's all the glove wearing.

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 06/04/2020 21:35

Are we thriving or surviving?

I am sure all this gardening should be making me fitter, it just makes me feel even more knackered.

Hope all with babies/poorly/poorly rellies are on the mend.

Wine to all.

PenguinOrHippo · 06/04/2020 22:05

Surviving tonight. Wine. Although have promised the little hippos pancakes for breakfast, so am quite looking forward to that. May be thriving around 8am tomorrow morning.....

Myimaginarypenguinhasfleas · 06/04/2020 22:21

I went shopping this morning. First big shop in a fortnight and my first since Lockdown, though DH did a small top up last week. On the way there we were struck with how few cars there were compared to our last visit. It felt like Sunday in the sixties.

We were spaced out to queue, as we entered the store we were given a sanitised trolley. One in, one out. Very few people in at one go, I couldn't help thinking that this was rather nice and if it weren't for the dearth of Quorn sausages and fresh veg, I wouldn't be averse to these being permanent rulesGrin

We are now fully stocked for the next fortnight. Also, if I get really bored, there's always a game of freezer Tetris waiting for me.

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 07/04/2020 14:34

freezer Tetris !! I leave that to DH and the children, and then deny all knowledge of what there might be.

Does anyone know where catherineofaragon is or what her proper name is? just tried to send her a PM as havent seen her for ages, but MN doesnt recognise any name I type in.

7Penguins · 07/04/2020 14:35

She just posted on a thread you are also on Smile I was getting worried about her too.

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 07/04/2020 15:18

7 thank you, I've msgd her x

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