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Fuck, there are hairs on my chin!!!

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surlycurly · 05/03/2020 22:14

Help... there are two of them. They are about a cm long each. I'm 42. How in the name of suffering fuck did they get there? How did they get to that length with me noticing? They're quite lush, like they've been conditioned. Clearly my moisturiser agrees with them. How is this a thing? I thought I had 30 years or so to go before worrying about this. Can I expect more? Will I end up like cousin IT by the end of the year? Help!!!!

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Winterlife · 09/03/2020 02:45

I have no hair on my thighs, and very little on my arms-almost none. It’s all on my chin!Angry

Feelingfestivenow · 09/03/2020 08:11

..you know when things are getting worse when hairs grow in places that you would never think, and the hair you have, well changes texture!

MutteringDarkly · 11/03/2020 18:00

@Staywithmemyblood I am officially de-fluffed as I update. I did tache and jaw line with the mini razor thing. No throats were cut, no apparent stubble rash...

Was v difficult to get the angle on my right cheek/chin. Need to either become double jointed or grow my (scalp-based) hair to swing forward and camouflage that side.

PenguinsOnParade · 11/03/2020 18:54

I found a new one two nights ago. A good inch long if not more. Not on my chin, but right in the middle of my left bum cheek. Shock I could understand closer to the pubic area or legs but this was just one big long thick hair doing its own thing. Just glad DH didn't catch me trying to get that one with the tweezers. Blush

SignOnTheWindow · 11/03/2020 19:01

I quite enjoy mine. Gives me something to fiddle with at the traffic lights. Very satisfying plucking them out when they start to sprout.

Oblomov20 · 11/03/2020 19:12
TeetotalKoala · 11/03/2020 19:21

Another one here who gets them appear on my chin overnight. Also, the occasional one on my cheek!

I am so glad to hear that I'm not alone in the nipple hairs. Those bastards get so long, I could plait them. DH rips the piss mercilessly. I keep looking for signs of nose or ear hair from him so that I can return the favour, but annoyingly he seems to be aging beautifully.

We're both 37.

TeetotalKoala · 11/03/2020 19:22

I pluck all offending hairs by the way. Makes my eyes water when I do the nipple ones.

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