Things you don't get why they are popular?

[FunkyTime]

I will start

Dubai
Magaluf

Why do people in numbers go there?

Caterpillar eyebrows
False nails
Cheek implants
Spending £100s on 'Designer' handbags
Big beards
The price of trainers for teens(!!!!)

Lip fillers. Not for me.

Range Rovers. Every second person has one & it puts me right off.

Tiny hybrid dogs "he's a shitzpoo"

Identifying as anything: you are who you are & we're all unique (except for our mass Range Rover buying)

Facebook. Hopefully that's nearly dead though.

Mushrooms
Prosecco
Fat lips
Mrs Browns Boys
Cupcakes

First choice holiday villages or similar all inclusive britishness abroad
Prosecco
running
wearing gym gear when not going to the gym
Pandora bracelets
personalised number plates
Mrs Hinch
the made up word famalam
coffee
any clothing or accessory with the brand visible
fake nails, eyebrows, lips, cheeks, boobs, bums, lashes etc

Starting a thread and never returning to it.

Avocado
Hummus
Lewis Capaldi
Acrylic or gel nails
'Influencers'

Caterpillar eyebrows. What do you see when you look in the mirror?

Duvet days. I’m sure some people love it but I have to get up and get out of the house, at least for an hour or so.

Reality shows like love island. I don’t mind ones about skill like bake off or pottery throw down but why do people like watching the car crash people make of their lives?

Coffee. Not a fan.

Avocados. Just why?

This weird obsession with ‘celebrities’ private lives. Why are we so keen to put someone on a pedestal then kick it out from under them and laugh on social media while they struggle under the unforgiving gaze of the paparazzi?

Big old silver cross prams...pointless can't fit in half the shop doors. Don't go in the back of the car.

Dogs

Grey decor

Frugi, mini Boden, joules, maxomorro type clothing
4x4s for people who rarely drive anywhere other than suburban areas
The trends for having avocados/pineapple on household objects like mugs, coasters, phone covers
Hipster beards
TOWIE / Made in Chelsea / Love Island

Light evenings! I like my evenings dark. I get quite excited in August when the evenings slowly start getting darker again and I know autumn is on its way.

Dresses or skirts worn with trousers.

¾ length trousers.
Apple products.
Paris, vastly overrated.
Mac and cheese. Especially Mac and cheese stuffed things.
Visible tattoos. You're going to look hideous once you hit 50.

Football
Darts
Snooker
Avocado
Hummus
McDonalds
Microwaves
High Heels
Fake body parts
Pouting selfies
Cats
Children

Tattoos
Any processed meat
Facial fillers
Hair extensions

Parkrun and people posting their daily workouts on SM
Girls nights out
Primary age girls wearing heels and makeup

Friends the TV show (Tv for beginners)

Farrow and Ball paint

Dubai
Thailand
Marbs
Florida
Coffee
pink hair
Those sparkly/glitter/jewelled nails
massive white trainers
massive black laced boots
drawn on eyebrows
Tiny bags

In fact, anything that’s garish and unnecessary.

When you actually quite like a number of the things mentioned on this thread

Things I don't get
Chillis water bottles- over priced thermos flasks which are awkward to clean and out and don't have a plastic mug attached

Yy to VanguardSix
North Face puffer jackets - they look way too hot
Those backpacks with the handles on them - can't remember the name now

Ankle boots with dresses/skirts.
Pugs
French Bulldogs
Coffee
Referring to 'being on a journey' it's just wanky.
Eyelash extensions
Fake nails
Begging for money for something you want from your 'followers/subscribers'... buy your own new camera Karen!

Not read the thread but want to join in.

Shopping. (I am indecisive and feel uncomfortable. This means I don't enjoy it and don't understand where the enjoyment comes from)
Package holidays (I've never been on one. I don't understand them)
Girls Nights Out or weekends away with the girls.