Three words you never EVER want to hear from your DP

[GulliBelle]

Mine are, "We could camp".

He's not breathing.

Talking about either the dog or the baby. Both a cause of anxiety that I'm currently working to control.

“I've been shopping”
Honestly, he could give the “better than that” bloke on the Fast Show a run for his money. What with internet shopping and the Lidl middle aisles... this month we've had mole traps, a wind up phone charger, tins of snails, an essential oil diffuser, a wicker onion pot, light up dog collars and a star chart.

I voted Tory

Don't feel well

But refuses to take anything that might make him feel better. Twat.

This thread reminds me of when I first started going out with DH. At his parents' place the cat had done a massive dump in the house so instead of cleaning it up he left a note saying:

'POO ON STAIRS'

When he brought me home with him later, the note was still there but his mum had written underneath:

'Is this an instruction?'

More than three words, but:

"When I lose a bit of weight..."

And

"Don't you already have (a pair of)...?"

Your sisters better!

Let’s live together!

That was a hard no. Now an ex.

Mind your back
Sometimes it means excuse me, so why not say excuse me?
Sometimes it means i should leap out of the way of a person approaching from behind. A person who has me in their field of vision so they can easily avoid collision without me leaping anywhere.
Either way it gives me rage.

"We're just friends"...
about a female colleague that he went out for drinks with, lied to me about who he was with, and I found out after seeing a text from her. "We're just friends" my ass! You don't hide your friends... you hide your lovers.