Describe your appearance in a sentence.

[Soontobe60]

Having just read another thread about the language used to describe non white people, I thought it would be interesting to see how you'd describe yourself in terms of your appearance. I'll start.

I'm in my 60s, white, grey shoulder length hair, green eyes, 5''2", size 16 with big boobs.

Tall, fat, ginger, freckled, green eyes, huge thick glasses, no fashion sense whatsoever. In other words, I am me and fabulous the way I am.

Less be-dazzled and more be-draggled

5’2” hourglass but need to loose 1/2 stone and tummy.. Reasonably fit for age, nice eyes but could do with facelift.
The best compliment I had was many years ago was when an older gentleman told my boyfriend I had a lovely smile.

Cute as a button, if slightly frayed around the edges.

Tall, slim most of the time, difficult but occasionally fantastic curly blonde hair, wear clothes more appropriate to someone 30 years older, eclectic taste in patterned leggings.

5'5, natural blonde, blue eyes, good skin, solid thighs, great feet

Blonde, 45, size 16, good skin, attractive, I think I look good for my age.

Oh and GREAT arse lol

Thanks @ILikeyourHairyHands Have taken myself off to bed. Hopefully tomorrow I will feel better. I all cried out so maybe a turnaround

Baggy, just baggy

40s, tall, in reasonably good shape, big nose, decent skin, blue eyes, small boobs, crap teeth, dark wavy hair.

Mid 60s.female brunette (courtesy of hairdresser) tidy average height and weight

5ft1, 47 slim with huge boobs, bobbed fair hair, pretty enough but would have been better looking had I gotten braces when younger and not inherited my dads nose.

Chronically plump and, if a concerted effort is made, is almost passable as just ugly

Short, fat and middle aged Best features are my dark brown eyes and hair. Generally wearing comfortable but respectable clothes and always have make up on.

Round and fat with a cherry on the top.

Moderately eccentric

5 foot 10, 18 stone, bleached blonde, whiter than milk in the moonlight with a slight air of desperation.

Good Piece, sleep is very bloody good.

Fat, tallish, bad skin, slightly less bad hair, excellent glasses, generally cheerful in demeanour, and possessed of too many pairs of colourful tights.

Like a beached whale wearing pants.

Tall, with blonde hair, pretty ears, good teeth, elegant long fingers and nice feet.

Used to be average, now ugly as sin , no joke

That hairy bleary early monday morning look

Sleep-deprived PCOS Tilda Swinton on pies.