Who still believes in Cod?

[Trampagne]

Just wondering.

What do you mean ‘believe in’

Did I miss the memo, and she’s actually Santa? Am I meant to grow out of believing that a woman who types badly exists?

I do, but only with chips.

It has its plaice.

Cod is a lie, Haddock is truth

What is happening to this plaice?

I believe everyone has a sole, not sure I believe in cod though.

Only battered with salt and vinegar

I don't eat cod anymore after finding out how dirty it is. Apparently they feed on seal poo and are full of worms. Bleurgh.

Hmmmm someone's fishing for a news story

Nope, it's a load of Pollock

It's a load of pollocks

Sorry OP can you be a bit more de-fin-itive?

I prefer scampi, personally. That said, Resident collie is a big believer in Cod. And Haddock, and Plaice, and... basically any fish.

Are we all taking the bait here?

I think she must have improved her spelling these days.

This could go either way, you could get filleted.

FWIW Cod is a lovely person in RL.

Is that the poster that started the stupid gift bag thread?

Not much.

I've seen plenty of fish puns done far better.

I've seen plenty of fish puns done far better.

I've seen plenty done far batter.

I had what I believed to be Cod for dinner last night! Just hope it wasn't a load of pollocks!

Has this thread already jumped the shark then?

Sounds fishy to me....

Let minnow when this is over.

Not had cod for years, it's so overrated.

I think she's here but using spell check to be incodnito.

"I've seen plenty done far batter"
Gah!

Wish I'd thought of that.

You know what you're feeling now?

Schadenfried.