Who still believes in Cod?

[Trampagne]

Just wondering.

My russian friend finds it hilarious that we call him (it?) 'God'. They call him 'bog' ffs

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Are you all paying at-tench-tion on here?

It's a difficult subject to tackle.

Belief in Cod is quite contenchious though

And if you liked that one, I’m here everyday, Barramundi

Are you squidding?

Cod knows why this thread is even here

This is pure gold(fish).

Think the OP might be a bit crabby though.

You could be skating on thin ice.

I crab be bothered tbh

It’s perfectly ok to express your beliefs, no need to be koi.

Of course I believe in Cod. And at this time of year I remember the son of Cod being born after his mother swan up a stream to lay her eggs in a pond in Bethlehem. The the 3 wise ducks came, followed by a host of heavenly anglers and some fish farmers who were nearby tending their shoals.

I smell catfish.

Any fin is possible I guess!

Don’t think I have any more, I’ve trawled through them but I’m floundering now....

If you make too many fishing puns, you make a rod for your own back..

I think OP is having a whale of a time laughing at our replies which I find quite sharking

What the hake is going on???

Another one carping on

I codn't care less.

Yep, I’m Dun, Finished

'Rock' on!

I've seen batter threads