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Who still believes in Cod?

214 replies

Trampagne · 01/01/2020 13:34

Just wondering.

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BSintolerant · 01/01/2020 18:21

Who believes in the mackerel the son of Cod performed with the five loaves and two fishes?

Dylanpickle · 01/01/2020 18:24

I think this thread is starting to flounder and the OP is getting battered.

Bogoffrain · 01/01/2020 18:28

We have all taken the bait.

Trampagne · 01/01/2020 18:47

I like that too, @Werking

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Trampagne · 01/01/2020 18:49

A salt and battery from all sides.

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BecauseReasons · 01/01/2020 18:55

@Bogoffrain Maybe, but at least we're all dancing to the same tuna.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 01/01/2020 18:57

Most nights I bream of cod tbh......

GetawayfromthatWelshtart · 01/01/2020 18:59

I don't know but I once had a bit of halibut that was good enough for Jehovah.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 01/01/2020 19:01

I wonder if cod created the tunaverse?

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 01/01/2020 19:03

Though, thinking about it, probably doesn’t take a brain sturgeon to work it trout.

woooooo · 01/01/2020 19:05

Not sure about cod but I have found Nemo

7Swans · 01/01/2020 19:07

I'd wonder what this thread was about if I didn't know batter ...

Lonelycrab · 01/01/2020 19:08

Oh for goodness hake this is getting ridiculous

7Swans · 01/01/2020 19:11

HRTFT - batter joke already made seven times Hmm

woooooo · 01/01/2020 19:15

Seven times? Is that the offishal number?

Fishlegs · 01/01/2020 19:17

Cod is still whelk-ome here.

DeRigueurMortis · 01/01/2020 19:17

I refuse to wade into this argument as I'm a pashifisht.

FixItUpChappie · 01/01/2020 19:18

Cod will save your Sole

7Swans · 01/01/2020 19:19

This is comedy gold fish

BigApple11 · 01/01/2020 19:20

What a load of coddlers.

BSintolerant · 01/01/2020 19:20

@GetawayfromthatWelshtart Grin

Lordfrontpaw · 01/01/2020 19:20

I definitely believe there’s a Dog...

7Swans · 01/01/2020 19:21

Glad everyone's having a whale of a time on this thread.

DeRigueurMortis · 01/01/2020 19:21

Let minnow if you think people who believe in Cod are shellfish...

Oblomov20 · 01/01/2020 19:23

I was here when Cod had only just arrived.
She wasn't even famous then.