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Who still believes in Cod?

214 replies

Trampagne · 01/01/2020 13:34

Just wondering.

OP posts:
Nyctophyllia · 02/01/2020 16:32

I have a fish pun for every day of the week barramundi

Trampagne · 02/01/2020 16:37

@bettybattenburg I can take it. I have been occupied with pollocks this afternoon. Very satisfying it was, too.

OP posts:
iklboo · 02/01/2020 17:00

@Nyctophyllia - Grin

7Swans · 02/01/2020 17:18

Some people have fallen for this thread hook, line and sinker.

schoolcats · 02/01/2020 23:46

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other was called Christian. Life was good, except that the prawns were constantly being chased and threatened by sharks. Finally one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm tired of being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten."
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.

Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.

"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.

"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"

Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"

coiner · 02/01/2020 23:52

Have you all fallen for OP's line? Clamateurs.

Belindabelle · 03/01/2020 00:10

Hell yes. In COD we trust!

7Swans · 03/01/2020 05:24

Is ocd on this thread?

frankie001 · 03/01/2020 08:18

I mollusk say, I believe in acts of cod.

Lordfrontpaw · 03/01/2020 10:59

Cats of cod surely? Or acts of dog?

RUOKHunni · 03/01/2020 12:01

This is net very finny.

BlackeyedSusan · 03/01/2020 12:23

This thread is scalloping along really fast. I codn't keep up.

(When whiting on the computer, my fingers tend to type all the right letters in the wrong order too.)

bettybattenburg · 03/01/2020 14:54

You need to use your mussels and you'll soon sort out your typing

Lonelycrab · 03/01/2020 18:47

I’ve trawled through this thread and I can’t see what all the at-tench-ion is all about. Tuna what I mean?

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