McDonalds wins because they do the best coffee/lattes etc.
HMQ & family may at times not act all cuddly & live in in each others pockets, but the Queen will certainly be in close contact with Philip by phone/text/FaceTime.
Finally I do not know for certain that the hospital story is a cover, as Philip has gone out to LA to stay with Doris, Megs & Harry for Christmas instead of having to put up with Andrew. 