Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

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So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

Poof! You don't have to wear post op stockings because your legs have fallen off.
I wish I could be bothered to get up and pour myself a glass of wine.

Poof! But you accidentally tip it all over yourself.

I wish I was on a waterslide.

Poof, you’re on a waterslide but instead of water, it’s cold congealed cheese sauce.
I wish I was going to Primark with my Gran with unlimited money

Poof but you hit the pool at the bottom and it’s a ‘floor is lava’ moment.

I wish I could just snog the bloke I fancy.

Poof, you snog him but he licks the plaque off your teeth and eats it.
I wish I was going to Primark with my Gran with unlimited money

Bump

Poof! All the money is old £10 notes and they won't accept them and the banks are shut.

I wish I was in Disney World Orlando.

Youre in Disney World Orlando but there's a power outage following a storm

I wish i was somewhere sunny

*Poof

Poof! You are in the Sahara Desert, the sun is blaring and you are baking. But you only have a bit of water and there's no way to cool down.

I wish I was more brave.

Poof! You're brave but about to go 'over the top' towards certain death.

I wish I was skinny.

Poof, you’re thin but all of your weight has turned into extra teeth that stick out

Poof! You're skinny but you can't eat as many biscuits as you'd like, you're always cold, you can't find clothes that fit in a lot of shops and people feel entitled to comment on your weight and food intake constantly.

I wish I could fly right up to the sky but I can't.

Icarus is that you? You know flying too high is going to end badly.
Poof! A large order of wax and feathers is on its way to you from Amazon.

I wish I was sleeping and not on MN right now.

Poof! You're asleep and when you wake up, no internet for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't allergic to chocolate.

Poof! You are sleeping but that drool is about to fry your keyboard.

Also Poof! You're not allergic to chocolate but you are now allergic to oxygen.

I wish I knew whether this slow moving film I'm watching has a decent payoff.

Poof! You know the ending to this film, but also to every other film and book, so you can't enjoy any of them as you already know what the ending is.

I wish there would be a white Christmas this year.

Poof! You can have a white Christmas but Jim Davison is now Director General of the BBC. Not even the extreme right wing will thank you for this.

I wish I wasn't still awake at 7:30am.

Poor! You are fast asleep at 7.30 and sleep all day missing Sunday, waking Monday ready for work.

I wish I was disgustingly rich

...poof....

Poof....You are extremely rich and have all the material things you could wish for- but no one speaks to you. You have no family or friends.

I wish I had a full day to myself to do as I please...

Poof! You have a full day but you are full to the point you are now bilious. You can do as you please but I wouldn't stray too far from the bathroom if I were you.

I wish squash wasn't such a pain in the arse to de-seed.

Poof! Easy to deseed but tastes foul.
I wish Christmas was over!

Poof! Christmas is over!

Poof! Roy Wood has wished it would be Christmas every day. Sorry. [santa]

I wish I could remember what that book was called.

@TheNestedIf - poof! you now remember, but can never find the copy again.

I wish I could run 5k in 30 minutes... can't beat 31 atm :(