Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

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So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

Poof! You're not going down with a lurgy. You're going down with 2 lurgys and one of them is ebola.

I wish I could see through @DungballInADress' window.

You can see through DungballInADress’s window. You saw me score their try but in doing so the window broke and damaged your sight.

I wish it wasn’t Monday tomorrow.

Poof! It isn't Monday tomorrow, its perpetually Wednesday and everyone wishes you a happy hump day every 10 minutes.

I wish I wasn't so nervous about this interview I have tomorrow.

Poof! You’re not nervous because you know you’re going to be fab and you’re more than capable of doing the job. But you no longer want it.

I wish it was Friday tomorrow...

Poof! Tomorrow is Friday, you go to work, and you get called into a disciplinary meeting where you can't explain your absence, muttering something about Mumsnet and breaking wishes . They think you're mad and get you carted off to the hospital.

I wish I hadn't dropped my custard cream in my cup of tea :(

Ha ha 00100001!
Poof! You haven’t dropped your custard cream in your tea. You ran out of them a week ago and you've had a power cut, so no tea either. Brrr.

Ooops! I wish Blockbusters was still on TV.

Poof! You dropped your cup of tea in the biscuit tin instead.

@NameChangedNoImagination Poof! She's lovely, but she's got it into her head that you collect glass elephants and buys dodgy second hand ones for you all the time. She's so lovely you can't bring yourself to tell her to stop, and have to keep them on display to avoid hurting her feelings.

I wish my ipod was working.

Poof! Your ipod is working but the only songs now on it are all by Cliff Richard.

I wish I'd finished my Christmas shopping and wrapping already.

Poof!
Your shopping and wrapping is finished because everyone you normally buy for has mysteriously disappeared. No need to worry about buying or wrapping anything!
I wish I didn't need to wear glasses.

@00SparePantsAndLego
Blockbusters is still on TV. It's now all that's on TV and every contestant says "Can I have a P please Bob?" and laughs like it's the most original joke in the world.

Poof! You no longer need to wear glasses. Now you wear mugs and end up in hospital more often than Unlucky Alf and Mr Bump put together.

I wish this boring rip off of I Robot would hurry up and finish.

Poof! It's finished, but now you're stuck watching reruns of terrible Lifetime movies.

I wish I could have twin girls.

Poof! You have twin girls, you also have 3 sets of twin boys.

I wish my little boy wasn't so upset after his injections this afternoon.

Poof! He's not upset, but they seem to have made him extremely hyper. He is quite literally bouncing off the walls and the house is an absolute state.

I wish I didn't have an annoying lisp.

Poof you don't lisp but you finish every sentence with a roadrunner "meep meep".

I wish we didn't have to watch Peppa pig aaaaaaaall day long!

Poof! you don't have to watch Peppa pig aaaaaaaall day long! You have to watch Barney The Dinsosaur sing "I love you, you love me" on repeat aaaaaaaall day long!

The song >>

I wish my crisps were more exciting

Poof! They're very exciting - some are flavoured with extra hot, burn-the-hairs-out-of-your-nose chilies, but you won't know which ones til you eat them.

I wish my dressing gown hadn't gone all weird and crunchy from the tumble drier

Poof. Your dressing gown is still soft and no crunchiness, I have turned back time. Your tumble dryer broke and dressing gown is still soaking wet!

I wish my tummy wasn't hurting

Poof! Your tummy is no longer hurting, but your left leg has fallen off.

I wish DH would listen properly!

@Shockers - Poof! Your DH listens properly, and he now hears EVERYTHING you say, no matter where you are.

I wish the leaves would clear themselves away from pavements so I don't have to walk through them.

Poof, the leaves have gone!
Underneath is the sludgiest mud ever! Oh and you have no boots, just open toe sandals!

I wish the man on bus started putting his hand over mouth when he coughs and splutters! 🤢

Poof! He puts his hand over his mouth and creates a seal so it now comes out as a fart.

I wish all our renovations were finished.

Poof! All done, but to a VERY shoddy standard.

I wish I'd remembered my earbuds. Now I have the next 5+ hours sitting in the waiting room at the garage with no sound on my laptop!