Break-A-Wish ... just for fun

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So, this is a little game to play, like Make-A-Wish, but you break someones' wish by grianting it, and then making it bad.

So for example
Poster 1: I wish I won the lottery!
Poster 2: Congratulations! You wont hte kacpot, but cna't find your ticket... I wish I was taller!
Poster Three: Poof, you're 10ft tall... etc

here's my wish :

I wish that Someone else would make dinner tonight!

Oops, forgot to post one of my own. Keeping in that spirit, I wish I wasn’t so forgetful.

Poof! Your days aren't filled with clock watching and running from one thing to the next. In fact, you now have so much time on your hands you have to take up watching grass grow and watching paint dry as hobbies.

I wish I knew what it felt like to be a lion.

Damn! Too slow!

Poof! You're not so forg.. Sorry, what did you want again?

I wish I was warmer.

Erm...its all gone a bit woo here.

I broke thenestedif's wish by waking them up with a neighbours cat having very loud sex outside their window. About an hour after I posted that I woken up by my neighbours cat having very loud sex outside my window.

Does that mean sparepantsandlego is going to score my try today?

Poof- you are in hell, where you will be eternally very warm.

I wish DH would hurry up in the shower.

@Shockers - poof! Your DH is super quick, ETA water everywhere, doesn't wash properly, leaves the shower and towels dripping wet, walks through the house dripping everywhere.

I wish DH didn't blame me because he can't find his shorts!

Poof! He doesn't blame you because he he realises he can't wear them any more, he's put on so much weight!
I wish I had naturally curly hair down to my shoulders.

@clawdy poof! Your nose hair grows in beautiful curls down to your shoulders.

I wish the roast was already cooked and served to me.

Poof! It's cooked and served. It was prepped last week and is not only now stone cold, but there's some mould appearing.
I wish my hair wasn't thinning.

Poof! Your hair isn't thinning, it's thickening. Soon you'll look like this.

I wish I had a bit more time in the evening to read

You have loads of time to read in the evenings because your family have left you and you’ve been sacked. Read all day too, if you want.

I wish my friend wasn’t so sad.

You don't have to clear out the cupboard .. because the house has burnt down due to electrical fault.

... before your wish is granted. Sad = unhappy? Or sad = uncool?

OOps, didn't realise we were on page 15, ignore above post.

Sad=unhappy.

Poof your friend is now happy but you have to take on all of her sadness.

I wish my daughter would stop chatting shit endlessly

Poof! But she talks so much sense everyone is in awe of her and she starts her own cult. You are revered as the Supreme Mother and are required to make animal sacrifices.

I wish I had perfect teeth.

Poof! You have perfect vampire teeth.

I wish we had downstairs loo....

Poof! You have a downstairs loo but it’s underground and you have to descend into a creepy basement to get to it.

I wish I had a dog.

Poof! Meet your new dog.

I wish my DS would bring his washing down without being nagged

Poof - it stays tidy because you're locked out.

I wish I was slim again.

Oops, sorry I missed the last 4 pages! That dog would amazing!!

Poof, your ds has bought you all his friend' washing too.

I wish I was slim.

Poof! You're very slim, but twice as tall!

I wish I wasn't going down with a lurgy!

Poof! You're fighting fit but everyone else in your office is ill so you're covering their work, dashing from phone to phone.

I wish my SIL was nicer.