Who were you most surprised to discover in a sex dream?

[Pagwatch]

That’s all.
I’m admitting nothing until I hear other people’s

It wasn't clearly a sex dream to my mind until I woke up and thought about it, but I dreamed last night about Chuck Norris. I've never knowingly seen him in a show or film, he's never knowingly been on my radar, but we spent a great deal of time together last night!

A dad from school who I don't fancy and have never spoken to.

Wait, so was it a romantic dream. If you had to think about whether it was a sex dream or not that doesn’t reflect well on nocturnal Chuck

Mike Read, the Radio 1 DJ. It must have been over 35 years ago but I'm still shocked by it

An entire South American football team, and it wasn't even a sex dream. For some reason they'd been having coffee with me in my long-dead grandmother's (now demolished) house in my home country, and they wordlessly signalled as they all filed out the back door, shaking my hand, that they would be back to do collectively filthy things to me later.

I hate football, and know a lot of footballers because of DH's work. I have never found one in any way attractive. This dream was annoying on a number of levels.

I also had a sex dream about Ken Clarke.

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. He was a complete sex god in my dream. Makes me feel ill to look at him in real life!

Jeremy Corbyn. I am a Labour voter, but even so!

Jesus Christ Golden

I think you win the thread already.

Did he take his glasses off?
Did he talk all the way through

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• my brother in law
• a co-worker that I'm not attracted to from time to time

Heartburned. I’ve never heard of an iou sex dream before and I’m loving how you nearly slipped Ken Clarke in there

David Cameron. I don't find the man at all attractive btw. Definitely a 'wtf brain?' moment.

Cliff Richard

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I'm glad to report I can't remember much about it but it was in the olden days so it was obviously silent. There may or may not have been a pianist playing appropriate music . Might have even been in black and white hopefully . What I do remember was it was in the street round the corner from my mum's house

Robert Powell as Jesus of Nazareth.

Simon Cowell

I don't even watch his shows so no idea why he popped up ( as it were )

I’m roaring at Robert Powell as Jesus

Guy Martin. He was filthy - physically and sexually. I didn't know what to do with myself when I woke up. Not my type at all, and I can't bear his voice.

That's not weird, @DionetheDiabolist. The man was a god. (See what I did there? )

Erm
Jacob Rees Mogg

My regional director. Proper full on filthy dream. I couldn't look him in the eye for weeks afterwards

These are so good - thank you all

Hugh being a filthy sex god is a surprise

Keegan Hirst, which is fine, but, I was playing the same charity match a few days after so I didn’t dare look in his direction in the changing rooms/shower.

Aladdin, cartoon version...I have been in love with him since I was about 8, but still, a cartoon...

Oh god thelonewanderer - I can imagine

And did he cry out his nanny's name at the height of excitement and then ejaculate dust, @Shouldbedoing? Do kiss and tell.