Who were you most surprised to discover in a sex dream?

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That’s all.
I’m admitting nothing until I hear other people’s

My boss. It was one of those vivid ones that you remember for a long time after. I can actually still remember that he was very good, and I enjoyed it (although the actual details have faded thank god). I had to sit opposite him at work the next day and couldn't look him in the eye. I have always been a fan of his voice though, I could listen to him talk all day. His accent is lush (Glasgow).

My best friends girlfriend

I thought I was 100% straight at the time

Also Danny Devito

Boswells, this was supposed to be lighthearted thread, you know for a bit of craic. Not a place for the abomination that you dreamt up.

FFS, the thread needs a Trigger Warning now.

@hazeyjane did Noddy shout 'It's Christmas!' ?

Eddie Redmayne. It was a long, passionate intense shag and I woke up incredibly dissatisfied. I'd let him do absolutely anything naughty things to me

Siouxsie Sioux. I am not gay and have never really enjoyed her music so their was little reason for her to infiltrate my sex dreams.

However, my first BF at uni had a poster of her on the ceiling above his bed and I can only think that was the trigger for my dream. She kept singing which was a bit annoying.

Honey I’ve met him and he’s a sweetie but I still don’t think I would

My boss! Who isn't attractive either in appearance or behaviour. I could bearly look at him the next day. And this is the only time I've ever admitted it. I'm dying to tell a couple of people at work just to see their horrified reaction. But I just can't face it

Yeah I know how messed up it is. I usually keep that burried. I remember far more than I want to as well 🤮

David Hasselhoff . We were at an airport and were snogging so much we were going to miss the plane. He was an amazing kisser .
I also had a dream I was married to Donald Trump

Pollywobble he didn't. However I like to think when he wrote the lyrics, I can turn my back on the things you lack coz I luv you, he was thinking of me.

@HoneyandSpice not regularly, sadly, it’s happened to me about 5 times I’d say

Race to the bottom eh?
Feeling lucky here.
Until reading all the above I thought mine ( ffs the one and only in my whole life!) was a baffled secret I'd be taking to my grave. Deep breath, here goes:
Ricky Grover ( who honest I only scantly recognize by sight, really not familiar with his work), was, for reasons unfathomable, dressed up as dead 'Ev from Eastenders. I sat momentarily on dead"Ev's knee and umm, I was there.
Oh I do feel better for sharing that, thanks OP for the therapeutic outlet.

Hilary Benn. Still smile when I think about it. Wooooo, the man was talented

@hazeyjane not when he wrote Gudbye t' Jane, then?

Severus Snape.
'Twas bloody amazing.
Only have to think about it again to get the tingles...

The actor who plays Father Brown, in costume as Father Brown. He was very enthusiastic.

Ali G. First sex dream as a teenager. Still the weirdest to date.

I know there's been a few but I've succeeded in wiping them from my mind

I'm a bit worried this thread might start me off again

I had one the other night, it was Roger Taylor from Queen! But how he looked in the late 70’s/early 80’s. He was really bloody good but then he changed to how he is now which freaked me out a bit as he’s actually old enough to be my grandad!! 😂 Though I still think he’s looking pretty good - it’s just how he suddenly changed which was freaky! Still, I had a good time 👍🏻

Morten Harket making me a sandwich. Then we kissed.

Anthony Worrall Thompson 🤢 he was wearing some kind of cape, I don't know why. Also one of the teachers at my kids school but to be fair he is well fit 😄

Gordan Ramsey
And bloody Jeremy clarkson 🤮
Not both at the same time may I add

Jurgen Klopp
He kept his glasses on.

I just remembered I was dreaming about Jennifer Aniston last night