Who were you most surprised to discover in a sex dream?

[Pagwatch]

That’s all.
I’m admitting nothing until I hear other people’s

I’ve had one about Ed Sheeran and Dominic Raab. On the other hand I recent had an extremely pleasing one about Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby - DH was very lucky when I woke up!

Rodney from Only Fools and Horses. And a banana. The shame!

We each have our own private hell now don’t we

I’m not sure even Cillian can undo the trauma of Dominic Raab Yaflamingalah

Oh Rodney must have been so happy
NoShitHemlock

Did he do any of his catch phrases

@BoswellsBollocks I thought it was a long shot but one never knows..

Boris Johnson 🤢 started off with a massage...

Danny Baker and Noddy Holder...although not at the same time.

The Noddy Holder one was particularly romantic, I woke up feeling overwhelmed with love....and then thought..."eh?!"

Dp’s best mate
Such an awful dream, when I woke up I felt as sick as though I’d actually done it irl! Still hate thinking about it now.
He’s a lovely bloke, like a brother to me really, adores all our dc and they him; still can’t believe I had a dream about it and it was about 10 years ago now

Gordon Brown 😱 can’t remember much other than he was very good 😱😱

Tony Blair 🤦🤦🤦

Oh I’ve had three strange dreams in the last few months. Sex didn’t happen but it was definitely on the cards. They were well up for it, and I was like, yeah ok:

Dave Grohl
Machine Gun Kelly

and most bizarrely

Brian Johnson of AC/DC!!!1!

Putin.

I still feel a bit guilty because it was a Very Good Dream and occasionally I look at him fondly, even though he is a Very Bad Man.

Last night. A friends fiance. I’ve felt weird all day

I have also dreamt over the years that these guys were my boyfriends:

George Harrison (so lush!)
Joey Ramone (why not)

and

Jeremy Corbyn (Ok???).

I fear this thread is descending into some horrific race to the bottom type of competitiveness.

Croquembou

Do you think that’s what happened to Trump

Race to the bottom is an unfortunate choice really

Peter Capaldi, in full Malcolm Tucker mode. It was...intense. Never quite looked at him in the same way since

@Pagwatch that's just mean!

I should start a ‘most spectacular sex dreams’ thread but I’m worried about having to think about Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall again

Sorry Cornedbeef

Did Noddy keep his hat on?

Nothing wrong with racing to the bottom!