Who were you most surprised to discover in a sex dream?

[Pagwatch]

That’s all.
I’m admitting nothing until I hear other people’s

Is anyone going to admit to Nigel Farage I wonder?

@LightDrizzle I refer you to my earlier post 🙈
Not just Nigel, but the bloody Hamiltons too 🤢

Noddy Holder.

Phil from Location Location Location in the back of a Land Rover. He was amazing. We got caught by Kirsty who was less than impressed .

Also a massive twat bloke from work who I never liked. That was weird.

Croquembou
What’s not to like?

BoswellsBollocks

I had a weird dream that someone I don’t know was dressed up as a tiger, at first i thought he was a real tiger then he pinned me to a tree and well we got friendly

I could see his face and other parts so knew he wasn’t a tiger but I don’t know who he was

Other night I was erm performing an act on my boss in the middle of our office that I share with 8 others and no I don’t fancy him at all. We share a lot at work I think I shall keep that dream to myself

OpiesOldLady

Just wondering,do you mean Brian Connolly?

Or Brian Conley?

@Onceuponacheesecake

A retirement age doctor (I was early 30s,worked at a gp) he was very good!

I once had such a gloriously sexy dream about doing David Cameron in my parent's bath that I have actually used the memory for 'material' in times of need...

Did Noddy keep his hat on?

No, his sideburns were magnificent though, he had a really nice pair of pyjamas, and when I woke up, as well as feeling really loved, I was also intensely jealous of someone called Linda.

Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones - lying in long grass - it was quite some time ago!

Nuns, quite regularly. I'm not religious.

And another one visited by Donald Trump, with his little mouth.

The PPs dream about Alan Titchmarch has made me feel better about my night of passion with the late Geoff Hamilton. I can't remember others off the top of my head but have had dreams about my FIL and BIL ,in my defense there is a strong family resemblence with DH.

Onceuponacheesecake that completely trumps that well known Scottish saying 'Yer maw'

Jeremy Kyle who is, for your information, an exceptionally good dream kisser... which slightly makes up for the fact my subconscious clearly otherwise hates me.

@SimonJT
Aladdin, cartoon version...I have been in love with him since I was about 8, but still, a cartoon...

Ermm.... Captain Scarlet, original puppet version, anyone?

I've always liked men with dark hair, but I also liked the actor's voice, but my hearing issues might be related to that.

Elvis wearing a flashy white suit with lots of sparkling detail. He was brilliant, best sex ever!

Bizarre number of politicians in sex dreams it seems. Hence my offering of a recent dream whereby Jeremy Corbyn completely seduced me. I think there's at least 2 other posters who have mentioned him.

Any dream experts on here? As I'd love to know what that means. Considering I'm not a great fan of his.

I can’t remember who it was but I had such a great dream once I woke up to the big O! Just shows it really is all in the mind (obviously nothing physical was happening at all)

Since we are sharing..
I had my first dream orgasm with a guy who was totally unknown to me. Absolutely disheveled and totally unfanciable, but we had sex in a shower and I woke up orgasming

Oh @Magpiefeather crossed posts kind of.
Does that happen to you regularly?

Lewis Capaldi. And it keeps happening

Ooh @BringTheBounceBack I love his music. I've seen him live. He is 25 years too young for me. And I shouldn't find him fanciable, but he really does something to me.

Nick Hewer. He was amazing in bed and it disturbed me how much I enjoyed it