Who were you most surprised to discover in a sex dream?

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That’s all.
I’m admitting nothing until I hear other people’s

TamarindCove
Gordon Ramsay. He was huge!
............

Oh yes he is very big headed.

Apart from the colleague in the phone box on the roof mentioned earlier - Ivan Lendl. Goodness knows why, I never found him attractive. He was very attractive in my dream though.....very.

Mr Maker

@theroadtohell1 gagged I hope?

Jose Mourinho. He really was the Special One. Swoon...

@theroadtohell1 SO jealous!

FFS - just realised I am jealous of sex dreams with Mr Tumble and Mr Maker.

I need to stop watching bloody CBeebies on my own cos DD is 13

My sister had a wonderful night with Russ Abbott. He serenaded her with 'what an atmosphere' to win her round. Apparently he was magnificent

The dream universe was kind to me the night Keanu and I had sex. It was incredible. What you might not know about him is that he has a massive penis covered in Maori tattoos.

Also, Rhod Gilbert. He was properly mucky.

In the mid 80s I had a hot steamy night with Mikhail Gorbachev and woke up exhausted. He popped into my thoughts on a regular basis for years after.

Dev from Corrie!

@DioneTheDiabolist Ok then .

I will say it then flee .

Iain Duncan Smith . Aggggggggh.

Derek Branning from Eastenders. He was filthy

The hound from game of thrones.
Fancied him ever since

Paul Daniels. I'm still traumatised. It wasn't magic, in any shape or form.

@Spidey66 I hear you

In my "dream" I just remember the waking and being utterly horrified indeed . I try not to think of it but this thread ressurected the horror

Oh god all sorts. Dream me is apparently not fussy.
The only one that’s caused (and still causes) me some issues is my (female) GP. I’m not bi, I have no idea where that came from but no I’m avoid my surgery like the plague. I’d actually have to be dead or very close to dying to book an appointment right now, just in case she can somehow magically see into my mind.
Dream me is usually more straight forward. Ex boyfriends feature highly, as does a priest I used to know (he was very sexy in his cassock, is all I can say)

Rupert Grint.. (also known as Ron Weasley) I quite fancied him afterwards for a while

I hope no one is dreaming about my ex, it was bad enough in RL.......

I ended up having a dream about some Chinese actor I'd seen in a (sub-titled) Chinese tv show. Was actually fun

I've only ever had 2 sex dreams in my life and they were by far the best dreams I've ever had. I don't know how to make them happen 😂. They've always been about DP. Can say I'm quite gutted about that though as I love love love Richard Gere when he was in pretty woman 👅

OMG I had completely forgotten my dream last night until this thread title triggered the memory: It was Prince Charles, looking slimmer and younger with dark hair and wearing a rather dapper suit.....

Had an 'almost sex dream' the other night with the guy that used to be the lead kid in 'diversity'. You know, wee fella with the glasses n massive hair. He was on an episode of 'celebs go dating' a few years back having a shit time of it.

Woke up thinking 'poor bastard canny even get lucky in my head' xD

Oh god! My churchy colleague. Sits next to me. Very prim and sweet.
She was a dominatrix at a house party I was at in a recent dream - all suave and sexy and sensual - and I can't stop feeling slightly weird about her now. Not in a bad way. It's just so unexpected!

I having a 3sum with Rhona and Cain.And it was amazing.Then Paddy popped up.Ruined the mood.Woke up in the height of it

Billie Piper and Chris Evans!!!

long time ago!

I’ve also had a dream about John Prescott. He was amazing, and I’ve had a very slight, secret thing for him since.

Ryan Giggs too, he wasn’t so good, and I feel uncomfortable looking at him now.

My friend once dreamed about a group situation with her and Status Quo!