Who were you most surprised to discover in a sex dream?

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That’s all.
I’m admitting nothing until I hear other people’s

Simon I know, it's just worrying how much worse things can get!

I was binge watching The Shield recently and had a dream about Michael Chiklis that still gives me hot flushes weeks later. He was amazing!

Robert Peston

I dreamt last night that Rylan Clark (with whom I was attending a language course) was offended by something I said to him, then I managed to smooth things over, then he got all smouldery and snogged me until I told him we mustn't (because I'm married of course). 🤷🏻‍♀️

Weirdly, Stephen Fry!!

I had a sex dream about Donald Trump. In my dream I really wanted him and he was excellent (thought didn't take his suit off and his tiny hands were covered in fake tan).

I have felt sullied and dirtied ever since. Bleurgh!

This is so embarrassing ....
Many many years ago I dreamt of Dot Cotton.
Alan Rickman dressed as Snape .... loved that one as I love Alan. He was also really good.
The other night I was kissing Roger Moore, sadly he was a crap kisser.
I often have sex dreams about work colleagues or people I've seen on tv that day..... that's what I'm blaming the Dot Cotton one on.
Would love to have a sex dream about Robert Powell as Jesus.

A long time ago Ken Livingston and we even got married first, then went at it for hours (at least it seemed a long time in the dream) he kept his socks on though, oddly detailed dream.
Took me a while to get over that one.

John Prescott Never fancied him in my waking hours but he was a filthy bastard.

@ClaudiaSchiffersUglySister Brian did ride a wrecking ball years before Milly Cyrus, he was obviously channling his innee sex pot....

Not quite a dream but my hormones are all over the place atm and I found myself thinking I'd like to have a child with Miles Jupp....

To my eternal shame, Boris Johnson and Donald Trump. Not together. I'd be in an institution if my subconscious had subjected me to a three way with that gruesome twosome.

Someone ancient who I encountered at work who works for the Council

Was completely freaked out by it

Mark Williams snooker player, my late partner was a pro player & I had this dream the night before he was playing in a tournament, after he played & we were in the players lounge, who was sat at the next table but Mark Williams, dp knew who I had been dreaming about & couldn't keep a straight face, I just wanted to disappear.

David Suchet, which was surprising enough. But in the dreamland, it wasn't the first time either — he kept talking about our previous date when we went to the Blackpool illuminations, and I felt awful because I couldn't remember it!

Brian Connolly. Oh the things that man could do with his tounge!

And @Allice - mmmm... rather jealous of your Neat Loaf dream - i so so would.

John Cleese in one and Elton John in another. John Cleese was really well endowed and quite aggressive and Elton was overly emotional

In my defence I was pregnant

In the 90's:
Stan Collymore
Jonathan Ross (there was a 'race to the bottom' in that dream if you catch my drift)

More recently Boris Johnson. I was a schoolgirl and blackmailing him for £200,000. He paid me by cheque and I remember thinking 'how thick are you, paper trail?!'

Shane Ritchie.
Alan Titchmarsh.
My ex husband to my utter disgust

My ex-husband, his knob stank 🤮
I woke up quite quickly as it constituted a nightmare in my book. Definitely no subconscious desire at work there I can assure you.

About once a year or so I have extremely vivid sexual dreams regarding a previous boy friend
I split with him in 1990
And hardly give him a thought otherwise
Very happily married,good sex life

Boris Johnson, two nights ago, much to my shame (and horror!)

This is a great thread. I’m fascinated by the frequent appearance of megalomaniac political figures.
Is anyone going to admit to Nigel Farage I wonder?

My bil. Felt so weird seeing him the day after.

My mum