Who were you most surprised to discover in a sex dream?

[Pagwatch]

That’s all.
I’m admitting nothing until I hear other people’s

Jeremy Clarkson. Come on op who’s yours.

I would kill for a sex dream with Robert Powell as Jesus!

Years ago I dreamed of sex with a man I knew from work. I certainly didn't fancy him in real life but in the dream it was a different matter. What's more we were on a roof and the sex took place in a telephone box (no, he wasn't Superman, if anything more of a Clark Kent). It didn't last long :-).

Afterwards I felt like laughing every time I saw him. Bless him, he never knew.

Dennis Waterman he was even singing 'I could be so good for you, I'll do it like you want me to' while we were at it. Serves me right for watching an old episode on New Tricks as I was nodding off!

Meatloaf, he was amazing, he was wearing forest green velvet and knee high boots and was a complete sex God, I have no idea where it came from!

I think we should have a whip round for Lllot5, JustTurtles and EvenPhilip

There was the one with Noel Edmonds wanking at me whilst wearing nothing but a snazzy jumper.

Or the one with the swingers party with The Hamiltons and Nigel Farage.

Both were very disturbing.

Mine was a co-worker who was married and I didn’t fancy so I spent months just hugely embarrassed whenever we had to work together

Then James McAvoy who I had never previously thought of in any way as attractive and then became borderline obsessed with. It was a full post dream crush

Ray Meats

Came out the bush ready to go.

Took me by surprise but twas good.
😁😂😳

boswellsbollocks

Was it a Christmas jumper

Terry Wogan. Fairly chaste but still extremely disturbing.

Ow! My hernia!! Proper laughing at what Meatloaf was wearing and what Noel Edmonds was doing, although that is rather gross.

Mick Hucknall...

Ian Duncan Smith. Surprise doesn’t cover it

In really hoping @BoswellsBollocks means winking.

Bill Bailey.

I woke up and I knew I was pregnant.

Not from dream sex with Bill Bailey, I should add. I only have vivid dreams during early pregnancy.

Ray "Mears

Noel winking

A Hairy Biker.

I dreamt I was a man having sex. Body parts and all. I am definitely comfortable with my sex. It was weird.

@EvenPhilip oh no, he was definitely wanking. Following me around a hotel lounge. 🤢

Jimmy Nail. I think he's quite attractive though

@Pagwatch Good god! That’s brought back the trauma. That’s exactly how he looked.

Ah - good old Terry

Ds's personal trainer, 25+ years my junior 🤦‍♀️, and some interesting squat exercises in the gym in white lace underwear 😳. Don't fancy him at all, waaayy too young and enthusiastic!!!