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I have a basket of fuck offs available

137 replies

S0CKS · 18/09/2019 18:23

Anybody want to use one up?

OP posts:
sockittome123 · 20/09/2019 19:17

One for people in general please!

noideaatallreally · 20/09/2019 19:22

Yes please. One for the over promoted idiot at work who used his authority to try to score one over me today. Tosser.

Can I have a second to share between the witches coven who are currently in favour with the bosses but who I confidently predict will be hoisted on their own petard within two years.

GiveMummyTheWhizzer · 20/09/2019 20:31

One for my workplace please who have royally fucked me over whilst I was on mat leave by not telling me about promotion opportunities and then promoting those I've trained above me so that I now report to them 👍🏻

100PercentThatBitch · 20/09/2019 20:44

The family that talked throughout Downton earlier, particularly the one who loudly said "Awww" at any bit with remote sentiment

Sighting of Dog

AWWW

Siby and George

AWWW

etc

purplepandas · 20/09/2019 20:48

And for some of my colleagues. Hope they enjoy them, they are well deserved.

MinnieMountain · 20/09/2019 21:09

Tamoxifen-induced peri menopause can fuck off. I'm 40 ffs.

MangoSpice · 20/09/2019 21:13

To my MIL who decided she MUST leave my niece's wedding at 7pm. This leaving was done with great performance and after refusing to eat the meal, too much food apparently. Her sons were mortified and annoyed.

Bunkerlife · 20/09/2019 23:00

Can I have a fistful of fucks for the nasty bitches who got on my bus and upset my friends.

whatshallIdo1 · 20/09/2019 23:18

Dominic Cummings, Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, Jacob Rees Mogg and any other odious members of the ERG.

EKGEMS · 24/09/2019 20:02

To my MIL who phoned to speak with my DH on my birthday last night night to yak about her cross country trip and never inquired about me

MrsSergeantSmith · 24/09/2019 20:37

Any left? I have a large order and assorted size order, including backbones and grips please.

Small fuck offs to -
My mother who tried to embarras me again in front of my friends over money - it backfired because they know what you're like but pack the fuck in.
The wanker that keeps driving round the estate like it's brands hatch - grow the fuck up before you kill someone.

Medium sized fuck off -
To the situation that has led me having to work over my annual leave - not the fault of the company and I offered to save my colleagues being run into the ground, but seriously, fuck off.

The arthritis that's meant I have to retire my horse young and means he'll probably not last another 10 years. I waited 30 years to own my own horse and I've had 10 years and it's not fair, and I don't want him to suffer, I also don't want to make 'that decision'. He's my best friend.

To the colleagues who confuse manager with mother. I'm there to manage the department, not wipe your arse. (Can this come with a grip for them and a backbone for me please)

To my friends illnesses that are turning her into a different person and who I love dearly and am scared for.

A massive fuck off to

Cancer that is affecting or claiming the lives of far too many of the people I love.

Milkstick · 24/09/2019 21:22

I'd like a steaming shitter of a one for the TA that keeps upsetting my kid and making up rules to feel powerful around small kids. Also one for a Linda of the past who is still out there somewhere, hating people and threatening them for no fucking reason. And another for the school system in the UK, and another to cancer too. Fuck it allllll.

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