Any left? I have a large order and assorted size order, including backbones and grips please.
Small fuck offs to -
My mother who tried to embarras me again in front of my friends over money - it backfired because they know what you're like but pack the fuck in.
The wanker that keeps driving round the estate like it's brands hatch - grow the fuck up before you kill someone.
Medium sized fuck off -
To the situation that has led me having to work over my annual leave - not the fault of the company and I offered to save my colleagues being run into the ground, but seriously, fuck off.
The arthritis that's meant I have to retire my horse young and means he'll probably not last another 10 years. I waited 30 years to own my own horse and I've had 10 years and it's not fair, and I don't want him to suffer, I also don't want to make 'that decision'. He's my best friend.
To the colleagues who confuse manager with mother. I'm there to manage the department, not wipe your arse. (Can this come with a grip for them and a backbone for me please)
To my friends illnesses that are turning her into a different person and who I love dearly and am scared for.
A massive fuck off to
Cancer that is affecting or claiming the lives of far too many of the people I love.