I have a basket of fuck offs available

[S0CKS]

Anybody want to use one up?

I'll have several for DP's family, who haven't even acknowledged my dads death....

I'd like a 'bant a ti, heb ffyk' and a few flying fucks and a giant fuck off, maybe a few fuck yous too

I'll take them home with me and mail them out individually, there's too many to list

I will have 1 for menstrual cramps!

I’ll take another one for cancer, my lovely, lovely MIL was diagnosed with brain cancer last week.

Biopsy taken and she gets the results tomorrow.

So unfair, she’s such a wonderful person.

Can I have one for my shitty lung condition and another for the heart condition it has now caused..thanks

A trivial one in comparison but my Nowtv stick has stopped working and the bastard free view retune has hit my area. I don't have the pin for the TV so can't reset the fucker. 😠😠😠

The flu decimating my office

The Get Ready for Brexit ads on tv and radio- they can Fuck RIGHT Off.

My health anxiety - since losing someone very close to me. I’d rather live my life without these fears.

My boss who fucked off on leave just as the shit hit the fan and is now back in email contact creating about the little issues that came through on email when he landed when he has no idea of the big issues that my team have been dealing with in his absence

Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings and the swivel eyed loons of the ERG - how about a basketful of fuck offs for them?

Adults who say little as "ickle" and speaking in a stupid baby tone whilst doing it whilst talking to another adult and no child in sight (would still be nauseating if there was)

Have dealt with TWO today

Should be a hanging offence

A huge fuck off to cancer in general, a big fuck off to the leukaemia that's fucking up my husband right now, and an immediate fuck off for the infection that landed him right back in hospital after we just got him home for the first time in over a month. Fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF.

metal
Can I have a few??
1 for my achilles tendon which hasn't quite ruptured but is mostky ruptured. Thecpain this morning was horrid.
I'll have another for DH's jet lag meaning he is worse than useless and I'm supposed to be resting with leg elevated (hahaha)
1 for ds2s viral thing that's making him feem so poorly.
Another for mums osteoporisis dx.
And the finsl, biggest 1 to the peri menopause.
Mother natures final sick joke.
Thank you.

Give me one. It's for myself. I spent a week knitting a fancy, swirly hat for my dc and I was very proud of it. This afternoon I have somehow caught a few stitches with my scissors and made a big fuck off hole in the front of it. I don't know how to fix it. 😢

gnushoes
Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings and the swivel eyed loons of the ERG - how about a basketful of fuck offs for them?
Would a basketful be enough?

Can I please add to the loud chorus of massive FUCK OFFs to cancer?

Another large one to arthritis please, and a smaller one for shingles.

If I haven’t used my quota, I’d like another for Achilles tendinitis, and a further one for the fucking menopause.

And death. Death can just FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Thank you- I feel slightly better now.

Can I have one for asthma please?
And a secondary one for people who are responsible for kids with asthma but don’t bother to figure out what they need to do, read the action plan or take any responsibility at all, thinking that it can all wait until later coz it’s not that serious really.....

To my idiot neighbour who insists on parking her car at such an angle that reversing into AND out of my parking nigh on impossible, even more so when someone else parks like her rather than against the wall opposite...

My parking space is nigh on impossible that should read.

I would like one for the home speaker that mysteriously turned itself on at midnight at the highest volume and woke not only me up but neighbours both sides

I, of course, have not managed to go back to sleep and have a ludicrously busy day at work

I'll have a similar one for our smoke alarm...
And a large one for Andrew Wakefield please

Can I have one for my local council? I've had to take a year out of uni due to issues with my disability (which they claim doesn't exist, because they know if they acknowledged it, this wouldn't be happening). That makes no difference to them thinking that, because I've paid X amount out of my student loan to them the last year, I can pull the same amount out of thin air when I have no student loan. Oh, and then put the house on the market in January so they can have 80-90% of what it sells for (and that's me being generous to myself of what I'll be left with) or they'll take me to court.
Can I also take one for my disability? If it buggered off, I could work more hours and potentially have the money to pay the council what they want.

What on earth are you paying them for?!

A big fuck off to everything that is making my daughter sad 😢