I have a basket of fuck offs available

[S0CKS]

Anybody want to use one up?

A fuck off to cancer and death; I just want my mummy back, these past six months without her have been hard.

A fuck off to my old boss who fucked me over.

Oh foxy... 💐

Karma will get your boss - it might be a while but it usually does.

Can I have a few for my DH's workmates please? Thanks to bullying and a lot of underhanded behaviour he's had a huge mental breakdown. He's been signed off work after going missing for a short time a few weeks ago and I'm not looking forward to when he goes back as I know it'll just start again.

(And yes I've told him he needs to take this higher, he would normally speak to his union rep but they're the main cause of a lot of the issues right now.)

I'd like one for my anxiety please. It's doing my head in! It really needs to fuck off.

Life-destroying chronic illnesses in general.
(Mine in particular, if that's ok.

New day, new fuck offs, still the same as yesterday.

The extra organza bag full I would like to back up all the fuckoffs that everyone has mentioned so far.

Dils ex

Tinnitus. I know it's not the worst medical condition but it's doing my head in. Literally.

Stealth polar bear is right stressedd
You aren’t responsible for fathers carehome bills

I'd like my breast cancer to fuck off now. You're making me anxious and I'm so fed up. I'd like my life back now.

I'd like to request a second fuck off please for the arsehole patients I've had to deal with today, and one for the diseases that make them that way

A rather insignificant fuck off for the man in the chipshop my husband looked forward to a chippie tea all day and they are fowl and undercooked.

I’ll have one for my fibromyalgia thanks. Fucking weeks of being in the grips of the worst flare of it to date, thought I was turning a corner and then it showed me what an evil bastard it is by getting so much worse. If I had the energy I’d cry.

FUCK OFF CHRONIC PAIN

May I also have one for my sons tantrums too please? Not for him, but this delightful phase. Lord gave me a few too many nerves cause everything and everyone is getting on every bastard one of them

My disability that is on a downward spiral.

And cancer just because it needs to really fuck off.

The kebab shop that take an hour to deliver can fuck off. Well, after they've delivered my kebab.

A massive fuck off to DH's psychopathic boss and the damage she's doing to him.

Can I please have a box of little fuck offs to give to all the people who piss me off on my commute too?

Hooo Achilles heel pain is the worst

New delivery now available

I'll have one for my "D"P who's finally pushed me to my limit and ruined any chance of us being a happy family and one for me to fuck off away from him ASAP.

Could I trouble you for one for the farmer who’s muck spreading on this beautiful sunny day (or any day really) it stinks.

I'll have a fuck off for the bus driver who turned right in front of me causing me to emergency stop.

I was about to ask for one for the man who did a large open l-mouth cough on the back of my neck on the busy bus.

However. I may have just passed wind in his direction so feel that we are even

I wanted one for FIL the other day but I’m back for another MASSIVE one for the stupid old arsehole.

I am splitting mine in half. One to S and one to E. Work colleagues/couple of complete cows. FO both of you!