I have a basket of fuck offs available

[S0CKS]

Anybody want to use one up?

dishes the fuck offs out - also gives everybody a little organza bag with extra fuck offs in you never know when you'll need them
Millions left.
Im giving a Thursday dose of fuck offs to the clowns in Parliament.

@StealthPolarBear my late father's nursing home fees. That said, give them a couple of months and they'll change their minds again. It took 6 months to get a straight story out of them last year and they kept changing the narrative (we've sent the bill, there's no fees owing, there are and we'll set up a meeting... silence... Why' have you put a complaint in, we should set up a meeting) then, so I don;t hold out much hope of the current narrative lasting much longer.

I'm so sorry. You're selling your own house to pay these fees? Something is broken here

To my former employers who had a cheap, easily available resource in me to sort out a project of which I’m honestly the only person who could be able to hit the ground running and they’ve kept me waiting for 14 days and I’ve found out via a mage they appointed someone else and didn’t tell me.

Arseholes. I really really wanted it and they can all fuck off. I hope Brexit kills them.

Ooh, me to 👍👍 One for work please who seem to think I can just magically stop having Epilepsy and stop having so much absence. Well if my neurologist can’t work it out then I doubt my line manager can 🤦‍♀️

*too

To the person who asked for my free legal advice and then doesn't even send a thank you or acknowledgement email - go and pay for a fucking solicitor next time.

@StressedD - you need to take some legal advice, your late fathers fees should not fall to you to pay. It’s part of his estate, and while things can sometimes be a bit more complicated, this sounds like someone at the council has things a bit wonky.
I’m sorry it’s stressing you out so much, it’s terrible to loose your father and then have to deal with crap like this.

Im going to give a fuck off to the BMW on the way to work this morning who decided my 60mph on a 60mph road wasnt enough and over took me on a dangerous bend. Fuck you!

07Elieza
I'll join you for that one !

Can I have one for my boss please who refuses to give me reference so I can join the bank as a hca and top up my hours as I'm on a zero hours contract because she thinks I'll leave. she's not wrong

please can I have one. For life in general.

A big fuck off to my sex addict, abusive nasty prick of an ex 🖕🏼

I hope you have loads left!
Big fuck off to my work who promised me a pay rise and are now saying they can’t until next year.
Big fuck off to DP who is considering a new job AGAIN, just when we got everything sorted and settled (childcare etc) to suit his current shifts.
Big fuck off to anxiety that it’s all causing me.
Giant fuck off to everything Brexit related.
Thank you most kindly.

Can I have one for my fibromyalgia please?
Also a big one for head lice. You treat them and treat them and then they're back again. Horrible things.

Can I have a proportionate fuck off to my manager, who has allowed 3 people, including himself to be off this week, meaning that the other three staff members are having to work 70 hour weeks to cover, because 2 people have to be here at all times. I haven't seen my children since Tuesday morning.

If you know of any similar retailers to yourself @S0CKS who are giving out backbones, please point me in thier direction.

A big fuck off to me. I've just greedily scoffed a mcDonalds egg & cheese McMuffin with half a hash brown in it as well, whilst sitting in my car in the Homebase car park nearby. Now I feel full and fat and hate myself and my already lardy body.

One each for depression and anxiety please.

Could I have two please?
One for my anxiety through the roof at work, and the second for my emotions after finding some old emails from an ex - no, it was you after re reading what you wrote - you DID go back on everything then blamed me. Even though I have met and I’m happiest I have been for years with the most wonderful man ever now, the ex had a hold over me in one form or another for decades and it ended with me feeling like shit when I now see just how he played me like a fiddle until he got all he wanted then blamed me for the relationship ending, totally screwing up my mind and making me believe I was unlovable and broken beyond repair. And it’s upskittled me when I can do without it.

@Bobthefishermanswife

To my idiot neighbour who insists on parking her car at such an angle that reversing into AND out of my parking nigh on impossible, even more so when someone else parks like her rather than against the wall opposite

Oo oo this sounds like you need an AIBU parking thread! (with diagram, please!)

Can I please take two? Dominic Raab and Priti Patel (I’ve used up my basket on their seniors and colleagues).

Please give me the whole basket, all of it, and prepare another for later. I'm in a vile mood and will happily use the lot all at once.

I think you need a skip rather than a basket for all the fuck offs mumsnetters have.

Can I have a fuck off for cancer please. My DM died from breast cancer and currently a good friend has a few months to live due to cancer.

A second one for dog poo left in the street and for those dog owners that do bag it and then throw the bag into the nearest tree. It doesn't look pretty.

Also just to be greedy one more, for fly tippers that seem to think that the bottle bank is the place to dump their unwanted fridge or worn out sofa.

Thank you for this thread.

@TravellingSpoon what a odd coincidence I actually took a delivery of some back bones this morning if you would like a few?

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Fresh batch of fuck offs just out of the oven, along with back bones and ive also mixed a batch of get a grips up.