I have a basket of fuck offs available

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Anybody want to use one up?

I was about to say I had a half decent day (first time in a while) and would pass, but OhDear has reminded me about my colleague.

I’ll take one for my boss who doesn’t want to give me KIT days. Micromanaging control freak bitch.

One each for autism, OCD, anxiety and depression please. Currently all conspiring to ruin my DDs life, and give DH and I such stress, sadness and frustration.

Can I have one for my throat/ear infection please? It feels like my ears are stuffed with hairy caterpillars

Can I get one for death please? I want my mum and dad back. I've recently started a new job and I want them to say it'll be fine darling you'll get used to it.
I just want to go home and see them.

Can i have one for the twat of a rugby teacher at my boy's school who only selects the easy-to-teach-kids, regardless of rugby ability, for the teams, to make life easier for him. (One very upset son here).

ssd That's so sad. Big hugs xxxx

I’ll have one for my disabilities.

Here’s a few flying fucks you can buy and give, just in time for Christmas

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I’ll have one for the pillar in our local multi-storey car park which took exception to my very inoffensive car. Nothing whatsoever to do with my parking abilities.

And one for pregnancy-related nausea and pelvic pain, please.

Still absolutely shit tons in the basket - little fuck offs big fuck offs and super fuck offs available to suit every requirement? Take a few if you like.

Is it a big basket? I need quite a few.

Can I have some for all the Twats in their 4x4s that don’t think they need to indicate and then hoot or nearly hit me when I cross the road.

Fuck off to the myriad circumstances beyond my control that prevent me being able to live the life I would like to lead

Little fuck off to my son
Big fuck off to MIL
Super fuck off to cancer

And a thank you for making me smile for the first time today

Do you have any limited edition "Away tae Fucks"?

Currently have two cats who are poorly and are costing me a fortune in vets bills.

How about a mega massive fuck right off with bloody fucking bells on to the idiot who decided we’ve all to work till we’re at least 67 before we can get our state pension. WTF. We could well be too tired to work full time by then and having to therefore live on a part time salary. That is if there even IS a pension by then.....

Mine can go to my boss who bullied me out of my job and told lies about me.

Also fuck off to "Linda" and "Gary" who work at my place

I hate it when Linda is in, a manipulative, woe is me schemer, who wants to be seen as "heart of gold me"

Gary is new and is one of these pompous arses who strolls about, telling people things they already know, and already know don't work, as if he is bestowing a revelation that will change their life.

I am fairly convinced they are shagging

Really well suited but 10 x worse as a double act

May I have what 123andBreathe has asked for .
A huge fuck off to breast cancer . I am so over being cut open and waiting ....and waiting .

Re Linda and Gary, as my friend would say, at least they're not spoiling two houses.

Oh, and politics can FUCK RIGHT OFF. sick of the lot of em

I'd like a super fucking huge one for my fucking shitty cunting tooth, and for my shithead of a dentist.

Second a massive one for the human race.....gits...the lot of em.

Oh yeah, I've got a few

Anyone know if I'm getting a bonus this year or not?

One great big one for rheumatoid arthritis. A massive bouquet of fuck offs to the side effects of taking iron tablets and opiate painkillers together. One for Fiz off Coronation St, another for the Napoli football team and the biggest, sparkliest fuck off you have ever seen to poverty.