Sentences you never thought you would say before having children

[Winterfellismyhome]

I love threads like this

"Please take your car out of the dinosaur"
"Please dont put your breadstick in my belly button"

Please make sure you are not prioritising your middle class wanabeeism over your child's, and other children's, mental health.

Ta

Stop putting your testicles on your brothers toast, they were late teens....

Yes, the baby in my tummy is going to be your little brother or sister.
Hmm?
No. No, we probably shan't call it "Spot".

Have you tried switching it on
Because I said so
Do as I say not as I do
Because I'm your mother
Always swore I'd never say these things to my kids, turns out I'm more like my mum than I thought!!! 😂 😂 😂

If you don't want your milk that's fine, but don't post it through the cat flap

13 months

Please go and change your period pad / please go and see if you need to change your period pad. Or, I think you need to go and change your period pad now, I will get you clean clothes. Did you not think to change it yourself?

"It doesn't matter if your poo is green"
10 year old ate green and blue cake.