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It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 21:23

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BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:19

It only takes about ten bananas to cause diarrhoea and stomach cramps. I know.

JaneJeffer · 02/06/2019 23:19

By the way I hate bananas so I don't know how I ended up here Confused

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:20

That's cos it took a while to remember the blank.

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:20

I wonder will MNHQ ever tell us what caused the OP to be talking to herself on the other thread?

aPengTing · 02/06/2019 23:20

^^

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:20

Mamamere · 02/06/2019 23:20

Haaaahaaaa Grinyep just saw the screenshot sherlock here

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:20

I opened the thread in case I needed to kill someone with bananas.

aPengTing · 02/06/2019 23:21

^ that was three different blanks .

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:21

I wonder if the blankers are doing the same as me because I’m not blank to some.

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:22

aPengTing Yes I did it with three different blanks.

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:22

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:22

aPengTing - not only are you blank now, but your post is a very long blank.

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:23

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backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:23

^^

Mamamere · 02/06/2019 23:23

What if there IS NO MNHQ... letting that sink in It's simply technically superior MNetters who can go blank/turquoise/have magical thread-pulling powersShock and can see how much our phones need charging with seeing screenshots

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:23

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:23

@backofthewardrobe as you've read it's quite expensive and a lot of hassle. There are other ,more convenient methodsWink

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Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:24

wardrobe - you're definitely blank to me. On laptop.

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:24

If people can see my blanks, try doing what I’m doing and see if you get a blank to yourself.

floraloctopus · 02/06/2019 23:24

By a paramedic

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 02/06/2019 23:24

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:24

Not blank to me

It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone
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Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:25

So, has anyone who has managed to be blank, actually seen themselves as blank?

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:25

YourSarcasmIsDripping Yes, I now know thanks to this thread.

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